This is a serious bit of fun and open to all.
First prize winner will recieve a brand-spanking new Children of Dune
DVD Box Set (Region 2) from Media Communications

Second Prize winner will recieve the Children of Dune VHS Box Set
(PAL Formmat) from Media Communications

UPDATE! The winners will also get a SadGeezer
T-Shirt, SadGeezer baseball cap and keyring!
Two runners up will get a T-Shirt, Baseball cap and keyring!

The Competition has closed. But the fun doesn't have to stop.
YOU can still submit captions to be posted on this site for everyone's enjoyment!

First Place

"Unless you spray regularly, these buggers can make short work of your tomato garden." FrostGeezer

Second Place

"And the more you blow in, the bigger my collar puffs up!" - ShadowedVenus

Runners Up

"Excellent idea, Smithers, Excellent!!" -Nursewhen

"Just because I was on a worm trip for the last two weeks
doesn't mean my bladder stopped working." - #7

"And don't you ever take the last slice of cake from the fridge again!"

"And the other stillsuit filter goes in here...no, hang on..." - ShadowedVenus

"If you want to keep THESE, you'll do as I say!" FrostGeezer

"Come on! We've both kissed Alia, it's not like this is going to be weird or anything." Wormrider

"Just a sec.....and there's your appendix....your spleen....okay wait I'm almost there now..." Tachyon

"Director: And cut! That's a wrap. ...I said stop you two!"

"And the more you blow in, the bigger my collar puffs up!" - ShadowedVenus

"The world's shortest celebrity marriage: wedding, honeymoon and divorce with even leaving the church." FrostGeezer

"You won't see this on American TV"

"Thats it darlin', yeah, now closer, closer, the camera loves you baby"
-ShadowedVenus

"The new line of ponchos from Victoria's Secret" FrostGeezer

"And here's Chani on the Red Carpet wearing circa 10000 Fremenwear from. Chani, Chani, come talk to us! -Joan Rivers" Tachyon

"Axlotl tanks, the clean version"

"And you, Jessica, will give birth to a boy, and you will call him Jes... Wait, sorry wrong Messiah. You don't happen to know the way to Bethlehem, do you?" -ShadowedVenus

"And in case the old one should wear out, we keep a spare priest in here." FrostGeezer

"Duncan wishes he had not asked for "affordible housing" Wormrider

"Number 17 on the list of things you don't want to wake up next to"

"It's not only a good watchdog, but it eats the garbage too!" -ShadowedVenus

"Forget Philishave and Braun! This is the closest shave you'll ever have! " - Nursewhen

"Unless you spray regularly, these buggers can make short work of your tomato garden." FrostGeezer

"What you talking about Willis!" Wormrider

"Han Solo you escaped me once, but not again!" Tachyon

"Oh the sacrifices traitors must make!"

"Promo photos for the Arrakis All-Fremen Gospel Choir" -ShadowedVenus

"Uhm, I think you just sat me down on the doorknob." FrostGeezer

"I'm just going out for a beer, I promise I'll be back Alia! -Javid" Wormrider

"Muad'Dib's water just broke"

"Well, do you know how few bathroom stops there are on this planet?!" - ShadowedVenus

"Yes, I know messiahs are supposed to be able to walk on water, but making me bob up and down on top of this fountain is, in my opinion, carrying the issue a little too far!" - Nursewhen

"Just because I was on a worm trip for the last two weeks doesn't mean my bladder stopped working." - #7

"The Tidy Bowl Man's cousin, Captain Bidet." FrostGeezer

"Paul was asked several times before the long trip to Sietch Tiber "Anyone need to go before we leave?"" Wormrider

"Moooooooon River..."

"Oh Lordy, four hours of Fremen opera to sit through and I've got sand in my pants again." - Nursewhen

"An almost lifelike bust of William. oh, that IS him!" FrostGeezer

"This is the house, this is the steeple..."

"...And if anyone comes, we'll stand in a circle and pretend to be Stonehenge". "Fiendishly cunning, Reverend Mother!" - ShadowedVenus

"Excellent idea, Smithers, Excellent!!" -Nursewhen

"You and your friends can be such d**kheads!" FrostGeezer

"We represent the lollipop guild. Yes, the lollipop guild." ReverendMotherAlia

"Baron Harkonnen: I'm never eating here again!"

"What the hell is Darth Vader doing here???"- #7

"Pavarotti brings down the house as Chucky in "Child's Play: The Opera.""FrostGeezer

"The Baron gives a whole new meaning to "Chewing the scenary."" ReverendMotherAlia

"Baron Harkonnen was told never to leave his mouth open on the motorscooter. Now he has a fly in his throat." Tachyon