Tripping the Rift: Purity Test: Profile: TTR Twerp
Your point score was less than 45%. Your knowledge of Hitch Hikers is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the Tripping the Rift series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode.
There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.
Tripping the Rift TWERP
Tripping the Rift is better than sex because you have never had sex
You think Gus would make a great kisser
You go to parties to eat
When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.
You think the troopers are cool.
You are not exactly cheap - but you are on ''special'' this week..
You have never seen a whole episode of Tripping the Rift.
You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.
Tripping the Rift TWERPS are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.
The only culture you have is bacteria!
You love defensless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravey.
You don''t have a photographic memory because you don''t have any film!
You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.
You used to have an open mind, but your brains kept falling out.
If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Bable Fish
You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.
People feel sorry for you but this is just because they don''t know you.
People who know you hate you.
You are sex mad because you don''t get any.
You couldn''t repair your brakes so you make your horn louder!.
You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository
You think for hours trying to work out the speed of dark!
You think that ''laughing stock'' are cattle with a sense of humor..
You put stamps on faxes
You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.
You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr Sad Geezer and GET A LIFE - Watch some Tripping the Rift!
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