Jokers: People Jokes: Anti-men Jokes

A man went to the doctor’s because he suffered from terrible headaches.
The doctor gave him a full exam and shook his head. “I’m sorry,” the
doctor said, ” You have an inoperable brain tumor and will need to have a brain transplant immediately. I can operate o­n you today but you’ll need to pick out a brain.”

 The man followed the doctor into another room to pick out his brain.
“Okay,” the doctor said, “the men’s brains are over here and cost $100,000. Or you could get a woman’s brain, over there, those cost $30,000. Pick which ever o­ne you want.” 

The man could not help but ask, “Why such a difference in price between the male and the female brain?” 

“Well,” the doctor replied, “you have to take into account that the female brain was actually used.”

Submitted by Amber Floyd

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
A widower.

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn’t ask for directions.

What the quickest way to a man’s heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife.

When do you care for a man’s company?
When he owns it.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
Close the door.

A farmer and his wife are in bed. He reaches forward and feels her breasts.
He says “you know if these were bigger we wouldn’t need the cow”
She reaches back to feel his penis and says “If this was bigger we wouldn’t need the farm manager”

Q: How are men and linolium alike?
A: If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Submitted by IR4Unified