George & Mildred
George and Mildred were getting married in 2 weeks time after a very long courtship. George was desperate to have sex with Mildred but she wouldn’t let him until after the wedding.
“Please…..”, George pleaded, “…..let me just feel your tits then”, “No George…”, says Mildred, “………wait until we’re married, then you can have all the sex you want”.
“Please Mildred………..let me me feel just one”, “NO……”, says Mildred, “…you’ll have to wait a fortnight, then you can have all the sex you want”.
“But please Mildred, just one, let me feel just one of your tits, and then I won’t ask for no more until we’re married”, pleads George. “Oh alright….”, says Mildred, “…you can feel just one, then that’s it until after we’re married, then you can have all the sex you want”.
So George fetches out one of Mildred’s tits, feels it, squeezes it, weighs it and rubs it.
“Mildred………..”, asks George, “……..can I have a sniff of your fanny?”
“No……….”, says Mildred, “……you must wait until after we’re married, then you can have all the sex you want!”, “But please Mildred, just one sniff of your fanny?”, “NO……”, says Mildred, “……..you must wait a fortnight, until after we’re married, then you can have all the sex you want”
“Just one sniff of your fanny, that’s all I want, then I’ll wait until we’re married…..please, just one sniff”
“Oh, alright…………”, says Mildred, “………..just one sniff, then that’s it until we’re married”
George sticks his head up Mildred’s dress and starts to sniff her fanny, he takes a good long sniff, then another, and finally another.
“Mildred…………..”, says George, “………….are you sure this’ll keep a fortnight?”
submitted by Mark Allison
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