Sadgeezer (m)

Moods of depression, self-pity and a quick temper cause you much suffering. Inner turbulence can deplete your vitality and have a detrimental effect on your health causing you to suffer through heart, lung, or respiratory troubles, as well as breakdowns of the nervous system.

Hmmm, not so sure that’s right. Sci Fi SagGeezers are not as much into drama as the sci fi of live. Not so much moody, more excited about stuff. The above definition is a bit bonkers to be honest. Looks more computer generated than philosophical.

Really strange that there are so may analyses of sadgeezer the name than the statement.

You may visit this store only once! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down, except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
She is intrigued but continues to the second floor where the sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. Interesting, she thinks but I want more, so she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. Wonderful, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have job, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, but still she goes to the fifth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

P L E A S E N O T E :

To avoid gender bias the store owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Although I don’t personally think she had plastic surgery, I DO think someone in show business for so long should have learned by now that when you’re going someplace where your picture is going to be taken you don’t just use makeup on your face if you don’t want people to pick on you. It’s an embarrassing pic, but work safe, and there are far worse pics there.

Is it still around?

Women with no body fat aren’t attractive kthx.

The movie had so little plot I almost gave it a sweater to keep it warm…personally, I found so many plot holes I was worried I’d fall through one and it might begin to make sense.

Just my two cents, IMHO, etc. 😉

Hi folks.

I’d like to rule
the universe
in perfect Tryanny

I’d like to buy
myself a coke
then kill democracy!
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I like that one, too. 🙂

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P.s. Pet… the avatar…. thou art a sick puppy. :wink:[/quote]

Yes, yes I am. 😀 The girls at Do Me Anakin are nicking it like Jawas. 😆

[quote]I’d like to rule
the universe
in perfect Tryanny

I’d like to buy
myself a coke
then kill democracy!
[/quote]

P.s. Pet… the avatar…. thou art a sick puppy. 😉

I’d single-handedly capture a Wookie
Just for the chance at a little Darth nookie.
I’d convince rebels the Deathstar’s a myth.
That’s what I’d do to do my favorite Sith.

I’d live life naked if he was my Master.
I’d learn how to remove codpieces faster.
I’d make him lose his mechanical breath.
That’s what I’d do to do my favorite Sith.

I’d test lightsabers on Tattooine peasants.
I wouldn’t cower at cyborg-tumescence.
I’d be the one he’d rule galaxies with.
That’s what I’d do to do my favorite Sith.

When he chokes ’em
With his cloak on
When he’s gone quite mad…
I simply send thoughts to my favorite Sith–
Choose me! I could be so bad!

🙄

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BCNU!
Pet

You might be a Redneck Jedi if…

*Both sides of your family have unusually high counts of midi-chlorians.

*Your Jedi robe is flannel rather than the traditional brown cloak.

*Much to the bewilderment of yer opponents, you insist on fighting your light-saber duels at “high noon.”

*Your X-wing fighter only gets 12.5 light-years to the gallon, but you brag to all your friends about making the “Kessel Run” in under 11.5 parsecs.

*You’ve been cited by the Emperial Game Warden at least once in the past year for poaching Ewok outside of Ewok hunting season.

*You’ve ever shot a fellow Jedi/ severed a limb by accident while yelling, “Hold my beer and watch this!!!”