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Belly up to the bar, Drinks are on me!

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22nd March 2002 at 11:09 pm #63074
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Hellllooooo, I’m bek evreebodeeeeeeeeeee! Hey, where the smeg wuz the vete….wedgie….vegimite? No, dat’snotit, the….PLANTS?! Yeh, dat’s right, der plants? ‘Cos there’s a reallyly big mess thingamajiggything outside widda protta letty clours. Yo, MoneLunGan, how d’you, how d’you, you know, beer yer hold? Imean, one drink, one drink izzall it takes to destroy MY drain sells!

Hey, KARAOKE! I wanna, I wanna-

[i]A look of terrified horror crosses (the seven foot, built like Kevin Sorbo and The Rock combined) Lars’s face as he hears super_joe_yamaman announce that he’s going to sing, and strides towards the drunken maniac[/i]

*in a high pitched, squeaky voice*

[b]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/b]

*super_joe_yamaman*

Whoa, no wonder you don’t speak much!

[i]With a look of heroic determination, Lars picks up super_joe_yamaman and throws the Soused Sinatra out the door. As the thudding splat of our intrepid yet intoxicated Iglesias hitting the ‘reallyly big mess thingamajiggything’ outside , the sound of many people enthusiastic and heartfeltedly applauding Lars is heard.[/i]