Lexx actors in other roles
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Originally posted by DalekTek790:
And, quite frankly, I’m getting really sick of groups of people conspiring to make my life difficult.
Well, I think that sums it all up right there. Absolved of all responsibility for his own unhappiness, the root cause of DT’s difficulties in life are singled out and blamed.
Well, DT, you caught me. I *have* been orchestrating a vast conspiracy against you. I don’t know how you stumbled upon it. But, yeah, everyone who’s ever said anything negative about you, anyone who’s ever made fun of you, anyone who’s made your life difficult in the least has been under my complete and total control. We all meet every second Thursday of the month in a former Levitz Furniture building, and we all wear special fezzes. We regularly hold chats on the first and third Monday of the month in channel #LetsDestroyDT on EfNet. In fact, I don’t really hold down a job at all, since coming up with ways to break down your psyche takes all my time, and make all my money through membership donations.
I mean, seriously, [b]what the Sam Hill are you talking about????[/b] I don’t *care* about your precious psyche. It means *less than nothing* to me. Why would I want to destroy it??? [b]***You simply are not that important***[/b] To even assume that I’m directing some kind of horrible campaign against you is to evidence a *completely* overblown sense of self-importance and self-worth. Like I said before, I don’t have time to organize a conspiracy against you. I *do* have a life. I don’t even have time to organize my CDs (which I’ve been meaning to do for weeks now). The members of this board that I speak to ouside of the context of the board are few and far between, and only one or two are in regular contact with me, and frankly, we have *better* things to talk about than destroying your happiness. Just because people disagree with you does *not* mean that they’re part of some sinister organization. To believe otherwise is *insane.*
But, then, look who this message is addressed to. I doubt there’s anything I can do to pop that bubble of delusion.
–Aleck (Emergency meeting in the chat room tomorrow at 6pm Eastern — He’s on to us!!!)