Name only Lexxian’s Could Love
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Aleck, it seems like that name is getting around, does’nt it?…in fact I wanted to change my baby boy’s name to Kai and he would have none of it, damn teenagers!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
I’d sneek out to the registry office or a deed poll office (or whatever the US version might be) and change his middle name, he wouldn’t even know…teehee.
If he’s not old enough to vote, then you are still in control, do it while you still have time, at first he may hate you for it (maybe burn your wardrobe, do unspeakable acts on the cat, resort to drugs…hold on, he’ll probably do all of those anyway!!!), but later in life he’ll drop the first name to use Kai, and will build a statue in the honour of the greatest mother ever to walk the planet…at least I would if I were in his shoes!!!
Besides, teenagers are stupid, their hormones are racing like around like formula 1 cars, they don’t know if their coming or going, and you can always say later on that the drugs and boozy nights he had were to blame, and you weren’t responsible, in fact you were the voice of reason, you tried to stop him!!!
Short passage taken from 790’s book ‘How to get people to do what you want, even if you’re a psychotic robot head’
Do it, you know you want too!!!
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]