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Originally posted by Hypatia:
Sorry I’ve been away, the asylum’s ISP crashed. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]DaleckTek! You noticed the name!
(Actually, she was killed by a mob, egged on by St.Cyril of Alexandria, the political opponent of her lover/friend (nobody really knows which), Orestes. She was a brilliant mathemetician and philosopher)
Righty-o, back to defending the world from Squishy
As Squishy’s clusterlizards advanced, they were attacked from the sky by thousands of fire breathing dragons, wearing ear-plugs.
As for the gerbils, they were attacked and conquered by a larger army of armored hamsters with bazookas.
The carnage lasted for hours, partly because Hypatia’s clones grew thier limbs back.
But as darkness fell, the battlefield was illuminated only by the fires the dragons had started. Both armys were exhausted, but were they ready to negotiate?
Hypatia sent a messanger to Squishy to offer to open talks.
The messenger arrived at Squishy’s camp, weary from the long journey, which was hampered severely by the miniskirt he had been forced to wear, not to mention the thigh high boots.
Squishy could not believe the indignity this poor man had been forced to suffer, and quickly had a T.V crew film this pitiful soldier of Hypatia’s.
It was broadcast worldwide, and everyone, including the Americans were disgusted by this outrage, the support swung heavily in Squishy’s favour.
After the interview, Squishy did the honourable thing and ended his misery when he threw the man to his horde of blood-thirsty cluster lizard elite guard, the messenger had received an honourable death.
Squishy vowed that this injustice would not go unpunished, and decided that his crack troop of Armadillo’s should infiltrate Hypatia’s base and neutralise it.
But first the dragons and their ear-plugs needed to be dealt with, luckily a squadron of wombats were in town and were despatched in due haste.
The wombats were small and versatile and quickly overcame the cumbersome fire-bomber dragons with ear plugs, it was quite a battle, and Squishy watched in delight as the dragons plummeted from the skies onto Hypatia’s legion on bazooka hamsters.
The Hamsters never stood a chance and were squished under the thousands of dragons that fell on them.
In one fell swoop, Squishy’s wombats had done so much damage to Hypatia’a army, Squishy wondered if her army would ever recover.
Throughout the night, Squishy, his generals and the advanced elite cluster lizard guards celebrated by having a feast, short of rations of brains, the camp decided to devour the POW’s they had captured.
Now was the time to send his own messenger, only this meesenger would have only one thing to talk of…Hypatia’s immediate surrender.
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]