NEW! Lexx this week!
In lieu of the argument put forward by the right honourable member of the Headgehog party of the wrongs of ‘brain eating’, I would submit that the Squish party has always been upfront in it’s practice of the said ‘eating brains’.
What the learned fellow seems to forget, is that the Squish party does not advocate the eating of any brains, but rather the meager portions that come from Farscape fans.
Secondly, we have the trained personel at camp X-ray handling the culling of the said fans.
The fans will be treated humanely, and will be given the opportunity to repent, if however, after weeks of watching Lexx for every hour of every day they do not change their beliefs, we will of course have to force them to watch Andromeda until they are completely insane and then put them down…of course the brains will then be devoured with a nice chianti and some fathor beans!!!
As for the impending Great War, well it’s the Squish party’s honourable policy to support the winner of this war, so that any remaining survivors (most likely English) would also be handed over to us to be either reprogrammed or have their brains eaten.
Remember, vote Squish, and keep your brain.
Vote Headgehog, and get squished on the highway of life…your choice!!!
This was yet another party political broadcast for the Squish party.
The Rt. Hon Squish MEP. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]