O/T: An Apology
Originally posted by DalekTek790:
Squish, how is it that you have four chicks fighting over you!?! What is your secret?!? If you tell me how you do it, I promise I won’t disagree with you ever again. I’ll even act insane like you want. I MUST KNOW!
Being insane does help, plus pretending your MM but with a personality is a must.
But I’ve recently found out that, that secretly women yearn for beady eyed cluster lizards who are homocidal and completely mad, I guess they feel safe with that!!!
And I’ve heard that American women in particular like a lizard with a traditional English accent, kinda like Giles or Spike off Buffy.
Oh one other tip…get yourself a topknot!!!, if doesn’t matter what you’ve got downstairs if you gotta topknot.
Hope this helps!!!