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DalekTek790
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Why stop at [i]Star Trek[/i] and [i]Roswell[/i]?

[b]Crossover 1:[/b]

F.B.I. HEADQUARTERS, 10:13 A.M.

Mulder: 7 disappearances over 36 years. Each time witnesses say they saw a blue 1960s era police public call box, which had disappeared by the time authorities arrived. The disappearing police box phenomenon isn’t confined to modern times, either. There are stories going back to ancient Greece. Cave paintings dated to the Paleolithic Era depict the same object.

Scully: Historical phenomena like this are catalogued by zealous paranormal enthusiasts who want isolated reports to fit together into some sort of grand scheme. A correlation between phenomena is testament only to the biases of the compiler, not any supernatural force transcending time and space.

Mulder: Perhaps.

Doggett: So, am I still on this show, or have the fans voted me off yet?

[b]Crossover 2:[/b]

Stan: Lexx, blow up that ship full of puppets!

Lexx: As you command, captain.

[b]Crossover 3:[/b]

Velma: The Psi Corps under the command of President Clarke has been trafficking biomechanically-augmented telepaths for use in Shadow vessels to prevent their being used by the Resistance to block Shadow targeting systems…

Shaggy: Zoiks! It sure is a good thing me and Scooby found that book of G’Quan.

Velma: …And ever since terrorist groups began trying to engineer a biological agent to eliminate telepaths before they can be used for the Shadow ships, the Corps has been programming mundanes to assassinate high-ranking genetic technicians.

Bester: And I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

The possible crossovers are endless! There’s a whole industry opening up, here. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]