Re: Serenity Died at the Box Office
[quote=”lvcambot”]Thank God.
All those stupid little twits got their movie.. yet they were all alone in the dark at the gigaplex.
But low and behold the real CRAZY folks will buy hundreds if not thousands of Serenity DVDs to put in their local libraries. That way the spawn of their freak births will have a chance to see what their parents liked.
They say everything goes in cycles. Whedon is a cycle all his own with his loser fans.
Do you realize Children are being born and raised right NOW.. While they drink from their bottle MOM is watching Buffy, Angel and probably Firefly.
Can anybody imagine the damage this will do with the latest generation of Freaks?? I mean those 1-4 year olds just might go into space when they become adults. Based on Mom and (if the kid has a dad) early programming they will SPACE themselves. Just like in Firefly, Serenity. Space is one magic game where science is just a plot device to drag poorly written characters through Whedons mind. If I live long enough.. I bet there will be many early decompressions and ships that fly right into stars because the idiot offsprings think Whedon’s universe is real.
They will load up their ships with Horses.. so they can ride “Wildfire” on Mars. Only to find out the difference in Gravity between Mars and Earth. Did I mention that Wildfire will not be able to breath? LMAO.
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So how do you feel about the movie? It’s a little unclear. Did you like it? (Please don’t spoil).
I don’t see too much what is wrong with bring earth culture to other planets, including horses and leather sofas in spaceships.
“When you got it, flaunt it baby” as Zero Mostel said.
Mars is nowhere near the firefly planets. They use a lot of good hard science, the only thing not so believable is rocket based spaceships,, they could never get the massive quanitities of fuel needed and they would need to jettison many stages of the rocket. They need a better propulsion system.
Tell us some specifics. ..but remember to breathe.
Which came first? The TV Buffy or the TV Buffy fans? When evolution goes on a downward spiral, the subspecies goes quickly to exttinction.