(read this Squish) The Return of Headgehog (AAL)
Originally posted by Squishy:
Ah, the irony of it all, a shadowy figure controlling the army of light!!!
You lost me with the Z’Ha’Dum
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Ah yes the irony of it all. Squish my good advesary, what Jessi 15 is refering to is Babylon 5. The forces of evil and chaos were from that planet. For a while the Army of Light were fighting them. The Army of Light were the good guys. For the record, Jessi 15, the name for my forces were based on the emp weapons they use, and not the show. But B5 is a truelly awesome show none the less.
(Squishy) Ah, that explains that then, never really watched Babylon 5, watched it a couple of times, didn’t much like it, and never watched again.
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Originally posted by Jessi 15
Tsk, tsk… should have been monitering Headgehog and not just his generals!
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Ahh how true. I found out about his spies months ago. I kept finding brainless corpes, and cluster lizard skin shedding all around my command center. I knew then that the cluster lizards were spying on me. From that point on I told my generals nothing. Really Squish, I expected more from your spies, they leave more evidence of there presence then the CIA!
Speaking of the CIA, I don’t work for the USA Government per se. The real benefactor will surprise you though. mu-wha-ha-ha-ha-ha
/end evil headgy mode
Those weren’t my spies, they were a rogue group of lizards who had started a cult to bring about the end of the world. They thought that by attacking your command centre and eating your troops they could bring it about…as they were eating your troops I thought ‘what the hell’ they are doing me a favour!!!
My spies are trained not to be spotted, they smear a gel all over them to prevent shedding and take battle rations of brains into the combat arena.
We captured one of your generals before the cult had infiltrated your base of operations, of course we tortured him with warm beer until he could take it no more (actually one sip and he was begging for mercy…weak minded fool!!!).
He then told us all we needed to know, what your plans are and how to get the secret to cold beer and making all the women in the U.K look like California beach babes…and then we had brain soup for supper!!!
Although, before he had expired, he had told us that he really had no idea who you were or what you look like, now either that is unswerving loyalty or he truly does not know, the latter methinks.
I should warn you we now have a new compatriot on the battle field, a creature that is almost as fearsome as the cluster lizard…yes you guessed it…laser wielding acid spitting Llama’s!!!
Your troops will cower when seeing these mighty creatures, they are virtually unstoppable, as they only know one thing, and that’s to spit at people (the lasers follow the line of sight of their spit!!!).
You may have the technological advantage with your EMP weapons, but those weapons will never get used, as my army will cut your’s down before they get the chance to use them….BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(cough!)…to continue (clears throat) and BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (must stop now as fangs hurting when hitting the keyboard).
Squishy
P.S I’ll contact you via your P.M