Posted 1st January 1970
Re:Kai Kaption Speaking Parts
“If the shoe fits, can I be Cinderella?”
“He has given us a sign, he has given us his shoe!” (Monty Python’s Life of Brian)
Actually the first one I thought of was “Alas poor shoe,” but since a better variation on that is taken, how about:
“Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your shoes” (best Bard reference I could think up *groan* 🙄
“Aha! So that’s how long a foot is!”
“I sold my sole to the devil, what frickin’ good is a shoe without a sole?!”