Re:Sci-Fi Anonymous.
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Me again…..I have only one thing to say about HTML: “Who ever came up with this idea should be shot and pissed on…..”. OK, now for the main event:
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A Saturday Night Date With Fatguy!
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Yes you lucky folk who are reading this tonight – you now have the unique opportunity to spend the night with the fabulous Fat one himself!. First of all, here is what I look like (if time ever became irrelevant):
http://webhome.idirect.com/~rem223/MyLifeInPhotos.htm
Now that was just Corel WP and not a proper web page (so do not snicker…..). I will now serenade you with my melodious voice:
[audio src="http://webhome.idirect.com/~rem223/OldManRiver.wav" /]
Feeling a bit “moist” between the legs (if you are a woman – that is); then let me read you some poetry I will create right now:
My Sci-fi Dream.
I dream of a world without hate,
A world where only love can flourish.
I dream of a child of God,
Created by the union of me and you.
I dream of a full life,
A life of no regrets.
But if these dreams were not to be,
And if my tired face were to gaze at you.
I could only hope to see my failure,
Reflected in eyes as beautiful as you.
Ok, not Edgar Alan Poe, but not bad for “johnny on the spot”.
Now it is time for some lovemaking; but this is the internet – what to do – well the closest I can get is to show you a picture of my behind (if you want to that is…..):
http://webhome.idirect.com/~rem223/ManualRemoteLinking3.htm
Was it as good for you as it was for me? Time to take you home and say “goodnight”. I will leave you with a kiss (only if you are a woman – or a really good looking, rich, guy) and this:
http://webhome.idirect.com/~rem223/Message.avi
P.S. If you went through all that – then there is no hope for you to ever escape the grip of sci-fi – but that makes two of us 😉 .
Maurice