Re:Wednesday, I watched, `Eating Pattern’
Could you imagine a fishing show with that theme?
“Today on Fly Fishing for Fly Girls we are on Daytona Beach and my, my, my the waters are stocked full of fish in every conceivable size and color. What are we using for bait today, Jerry?”
“Well, today Bubba, we have a BMW and a Porsche as well as a 75 ft. yacht. ”
“That sounds fine Jerry but what about your equipment; you know hook, lures, etc…”
“Got it covered my friend. I healed wonderfully from those pectoral implants and recapping my teeth. I placed a few chosen “sensitive” books around the boat and the car and a diploma that says I’m a Ph D. in Women’s Study with a Master’s in Tenderness right over the bed..”
“What kind of pole are you using?”
” Old Faithful never lets me down, my friend with a little enhancement in pill form and tube form thrown in; I don’t have any problem landing the toughest catch.”
“What happens if they don’t bite?”
” Ahh, we have emergency bait to use. Rob Thomas in speedos, for one.”
” Doesn’t he object to being used as bait for these man-eating predators? Isn’t it dangerous at times?”
” Well, Rob is a last resort you know, to get the good fish ya gotta use the good bait; but if you work her slowly keep her wet by applying liquid; don’t make any sudden moves, it makes for a good run; and you won’t get bitten.”
“Wise words indeed ,Jerry, shall we get going?”
” I’m ready. Tune in next time and we’ll be doing some deep pocket fishing for some delicious divas. So Long!”
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