Posted 1st January 1970
Re:You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If…….
Pinched some of these from PlanetMike 🙂
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
* Your business cards read “Billy Bob, Jedi Master”.
* Your Y-wing fighter has a bumper sticker that reads “My other fighter is an X-wing”.
* When your sister wears her metallic bikini, you insist she travels by clinging to you while swinging on a rope.
* Your land-speeder has a bumper sticker that reads “Protected by Smith & Wesson Light Sabers”
* If you hear … “Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!”