Posted 1st January 1970
second to last episode!
Okay, so 2 meat pies is a waste. I’ll revise the prize of pies. ONE meat pie, ONE extra-large cannister of pineapple juice, and an autographed copy of “Aleck’s Encyclopedia of Worthless Trivia,” the perfect gift for those seeking to replace worthwhile knowledge with things they’ll never need, to the FIRST PERSON to name the movie featuring Micky Dolenz (star of TV and radio sensation “The Monkees”) cavorting beneath the waves with mermaids. Operators are now standing by! One entry per customer, please! (This offer void in most countries)
–Aleck