Posted 1st January 1970 by The problem with lap dogs › Forums › Cult Sci Fi Series › Lexx › The problem with lap dogs › The problem with lap dogs 7th June 2001 at 3:01 am #47177 AnonymousGuest Pat! I love your website, and that’s a great story. I wonder how do you pull yourself together after melting into a “puddle of protein goo?” I’m afraid I’d sizzle and evaporate, drop by drop. Michael sounds like such a wonderful guy!