Posted 1st January 1970 by The problem with lap dogs › Forums › Cult Sci Fi Series › Lexx › The problem with lap dogs › The problem with lap dogs 8th June 2001 at 10:23 pm #47178 AnonymousGuest Hi, Pat! Thanks for the great story. Poor Michael, I hope he filled out a Workman’s Compensation form. Who knows if this injury will interfer with his job of sucking out poison,kissing bugs and robot heads.