Vlad spoilers
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The moth lands in Transylvania by the goth girls. Stan gets up and walks over to them. “You will help us revive our lady” says Dravinia and licks his face. “I am not your slave” says Stan. “Stanley, bark like a dog” says Dravinia. “Woof” says Stan, losing the battle. They all get in the moth and head to Lexx.
Stan shows them the bridge “Wow, you could like film the skankiest video in here” says the inept one (Muffy). The other two look at her. Stan seems to have gotten part of his will back, because he gives them a ” little Stan would like to cut short the tour of this ship and take a tour of your lovely white bodies” They remind him (by grabbing and twisting ‘little Stan’) that they came for protoblood.
They enter the cryochamber, where Muffy and Mandaroga start licking Kai’s cryopod. Dravinia takes Kai’s protoblood. Then she has Stan say “Stanley Tweedle has been a bad boy. Stanley Tweedle is hankering for a spankering” he repeats after her. “A hard one” “Ooh yeah, a hard one”. She hits him (hard) on the head. They try to leave. But Muffy’s lips are stuck to the cryopod and they pull her off (ouch! not that she didn’t deserve it).
790 wakes up “Sombody is messing with my man Kai”. He races off (on his little cart thing) making siren noises. This wakes up Xev, who runs to the cryochamber. Kai wakes up, “My protobloodd is gone” Xev chases the goth chicks but they fly away in the moth.