Posted 1st January 1970
You might be a red necked Ohio Jedi if….
1. yore kid gradiates from hi sckool and kin teach you how ter read.
2. The words that yer kid teaches you how ter write but not read all have four letters.
3. yo sgn yur name the way yur kid teached ya and wind up in Irack!
4. yo tries to exsplan why yo don’t belong in Irack and wind up in a luxury hotel called the “brig” where they brings you three square meals a day and gives you free clothes….while you jest sit thar!!
5. they sends you back to ohio when a man asks you if you like work and you answer that, “Yes, I like it. Work fascinates me! I can sit and watch it…for hours!”
6. You wonder why when you was in Irack,..they kept telling you to put away yore big flashlight,..and they never let you use yore light saber!