Andromeda: Purity Test: Profile: Andromeda SadGeezer

Andromeda SadGeezer
Your point score was between 45% and 70%.

Your knowledge of Andromeda is competent thought you believe that this test is rubbish anyway. There are also some other interesting characteristics about your personality that you might like to know about. A detailed breakdown is provided below.


Andromeda is almost as good as sex and although you are not an Andromeda addict, you are aspiring to attain MANIC ACADEMIC ANDROMEDA FANATIC status.You have seen most of the Andromeda episodes but you are a little embarrassed at not having seen them from the start. You blame your mother for this oversight.

Almost nothing will interrupt your enjoyment of an episode as it is being aired on TV. For instance, if your partner were to strip naked and prostrate themselves demandingly in front of the TV just as the show was about to start, you would clearly not ignore you partner, but THEY would be on top so you could sneak the odd glance at the episode.

You tried to record the second episode but accidentally taped a different channel – Damned video control!

You have a HIVE mentality but, like the Than, you are individualistic and enjoy interaction with other people.

You are NOT as completely aware of the plot as you like to think and you regularly misinterpret the story-line. This happens regularly and, strangely, this contributes overall to your enjoyment of the show. Unfortunately, because of this, you do not get on with other Sad Geezers whom you believe are ANDROMEDA TWERPS.

Your partner and friends are pissed off at your continual references to each episode and none of them watch the series as a result. This really upsets you – after all, how can any serious friend NOT watch Andromeda?

The next best thing to sex as far as you are concerned is NOT watching an Andromeda episode, but TALKING about it. This is extremely stimulating (unless of course, you are talking to another Sad Geezer).

Sad Geezers are terrific lovers.

You are modest.

A Sad Geezers partner does not watch Andromeda, is not interested in it, and even attempts to wind you up about it. Nevertheless, he/she will always be yours because you are so good in bed.

You are obviously attractive to members of the opposite sex who continually hound you with offers of friendship and love. You dismiss these because you always have a partner and because you are an all round ‘good person’, after all, why should you spread it around when you can lay it on thick?

You think Harper is a nice jerk!

Trance is very attractive, but you suspect this is because she has a nice tail (on the subject of her skin, you once pointed out to your partner that purple was the colour of frustration).

You are a social animal, everyone likes you and, although you enjoy talking about Andromeda to people who don’t want to listen, this is seen as a quirky and entertaining characteristic of your personality.

The only thing Nietzscheans are good for, is bonking!

For reasons that you are not quite able to fathom, children get on with you better than you get on with them.

You feel sorry for Rev Bem…. sometimes.

It should be pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct!

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