Babylon 5: Purity Test

There are only 15 questions so please read them carefully before answering. You will notice for instance, that on some of the questions, all the answers are correct! In such cases, just pick the one that feels the most truthful. You should click the radio button next to your answer then select ‘Rate Me’ at the end.

Please be aware that this is NOT just a bit of fun, it is a serious SadGeezer ‘Babylon 5 Purity’ psychometric test and is based on your perception, intelligence and social interaction – sort of.




1. You are about to buy an anniversary present for your mother and father. Would you choose:
a. A pair of matching Psi Corps Tunics
b. The set of Babylon 5 feature length episodes you have always wanted
c. A set of bath towels
2. Your partner desperately wants to make love to you and is stood naked in front of the TV just as Babylon 5 is about to start. Do you:
a. Demand that he/she moves out of the way.
b. Make love in front of the TV with your partner on top so that you can sneak glimpses of the show.
c. Ask your partner to change the channel.
3. no clues This character is:
a. Kosh.
b. A Vorlon.
c. A Wardrobe.
4. no clues!Who is this geezers girlfriend?
a. Lise Edgars.
b. Depends which bloody episode you watch!
c. The dead girl, Dodger!
5. no cluesLennier….
a. Is Delenns assistant.
b. Crazy about Delenn.
c. is Vir Cotto’s ‘partner’.
6. All you want for Christmas is:
a. A scale replica of a Shadow Battlecruiser
b. The complete set of Babylon 5 videos…….. and a Ferrari
c. Your two front teeth
7. morden.jpg (6354 bytes)Morden is:
a. A Shadow Thrall
b. An dead evil git
c. Michael Garibaldi
8. no clues!This character is:
a. Byron, leader of the renegade telepaths.
b. A teep twerp!
c. A very funny looking girl.
9. No clues!This is:
a. A Narn Starcruiser.
b. A really classy but sluggish Narn battleship.
c. A Vorlon Transport.
10. no clues!If you were to meet this character on Babylon 5, you would address her as:
a. Captain
b. Lizzy
c. Ma’am
11. A Shadow is:
a. A member of an ancient race of the forces of darkness. They do not move openly, preferring to work through others…….etc.
b. an asshole
c. A dark image or shape cast on a surface by the interception of light rays by an opaque body.
12. Who called Vir a “Moon faced assassin of Joy!”
a. The Centauri Ambassador to Babylon 5
b. Londo
c. G”Kar
13. No CluesThis is:
a. The first Old One
b. The old riddler Lorien.
c. A Z”ha”dum squatter.
14. How many times has this geezer been married?
a. Three times
b. Twice, the first one doesn”t count (except to Delenn) And one is possibly still alive, so the last one doesn”t count…. erm….
Hell I dunno, can”t keep up with this geezer!
c. Once.
15. What is 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69 + 69?
a. 414
b. An erotic Centaurian feast of two
c. Erm.. Three hundred and sixty six.


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