Babylon 5: Purity Test: Profile: Babylon 5 Twerp

Purity Test

Your point score was less than 45%.
Your knowledge of Babylon 5 is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well. Your attitude to the Babylon 5 series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.


Babylon 5 is better than sex because you have never had sex.

You are a complete and utter tosspot.

You have never seen a whole episode of
Babylon 5.

You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a BABYLON 5 SAD GEEZER.

You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.

BABYLON 5 TWERPS are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.

You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.

You are as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don’t know you.

People who know you hate you.

You are sex mad because you don’t get any.

Your wife or husband probably ran off with the milkman.

You realise that this could all change if you simply watched more Babylon 5 but you lack the concentration and commitment preferring instead to watch football or re-runs of Hogans Heroes.

You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.

– Watch some Babylon 5! –

It should be pointed out that these conclusions should only be
taken seriously if they are correct!

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