Dune: Purity Test: Profile: Dune Twerp

Dune Twerp

Your point score was less than 45%.
Your knowledge of Dune is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done well. Your attitude to the Dune Saga is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of. A breakdown is provided below.


Dune is better than sex because you have never had sex

You think Mr Vladimir Harkonnen is a great kisser

You go to parties to eat

When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.

You think Gurney Halleck has a nice bum.

You are not exactly cheap – but you are on ‘special’ this week..

You have never seen a whole episode of Dune.

You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a Dune SadGeezer.

You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.

Dune TWERPS are very scary people. You look at others with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.

Manic Academic Dune Fanatics frighten you and you would never speak to them voluntarily.

The only culture you have is bacteria!

You love defenceless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravy.

You don’t have a photographic memory because you don’t have any film!

You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.

You used to have an open mind, but your brains kept falling out.

If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a ‘dib.

You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.

Many people feel sorry for you but this is just because they don’t know you.

People who know you hate you.

You are sex mad because you don’t get any.

You couldn’t repair your brakes so you made your horn louder!

You think that Gunney Hallek is something to do with anal sex.

You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.

GET A LIFE – Watch some Dune!

It should be pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct!

The Dune Purity Test is © 2003 Ryan Bechtel with Greg Frantz
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