Farscape: Purity Test: Profile: Farscape SadGeezer

You are a Farscape SadGeezer

Your point score was between 45% and 70%.
Your knowledge of Farscape is competent though you believe this test is rubbish anyway.  There are some other interesting characteristics about your personality that you might like to know about. A detailed breakdown is provided below.


FARSCAPE is almost as good as sex.

Although you are not a Farscape addict, you are aspiring to attain MANIC ACADEMIC FARSCAPE FANATIC status.

You have seen most of the FARSCAPE episodes but you are a little embarrassed at not having seen them from the start. You blame your mother for this oversight.

Almost nothing will interrupt your enjoyment of an episode as it is being aired on TV.

You have between 5 and 10 episodes on videotape.

You are NOT as completely aware of the plot as you like to think and you regularly misinterpret the storyline. This happens regularly and, strangely, this contributes overall to your enjoyment of the show.

Unfortunately, because of this, you do not get on with other Sad Geezers whom you believe are FARSCAPE TWERPS.

The most attactive member of the cast is Chiana/Crichton

You do not like to admit this, but you will argue for hours on insignificant details of the episodes, in some cases making it up as you go along, in the hope that you will win the argument.

The next best thing to sex as far as you are concerned is NOT watching a FARSCAPE episode, but TALKING about it. This is extremely stimulating (unless of course, you are talking to another Sad Geezer).

If you were to play a walk on part in Farscape it would be as a male Delvian or a female Luxan.

Sad Geezers are terrific lovers.

You are modest.

A Sad Geezers partner does not watch FARSCAPE, is not interested in it, and even attempts to wind you up about it. Nevertheless, he/she will always be yours because you are so good in bed.

You are obviously attractive to members of the opposite sex who continually hound you with offers of friendship and love. You dismiss these because you always have a partner and because you are an all round ‘good person’, after all, why should you spread it around when you can lay it on thick?

You are a social animal, everyone likes you and, although you enjoy talking about FARSCAPE to people who don’t want to listen, this is seen as a quirky and entertaining characteristic of your personality.

For reasons that you are not quite able to fathom, children get on with you better than you get on with them.

It should be pointed out that these conclusions should only be taken seriously if they are correct!

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