LEXX: Crazy Captions Competition – Season 1 (1999)

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LEXX Season 1 CAPTIONS COMPETITION

The Crazy Caption Competition for Season one was won by JiB for caption Caption 7: Split head

Kai, “Look, if I wobble my head from side to side it makes a great slapping sound”

He is the lucky winner of a Brigadoom Script signed by Xenia Seeberg, Paul Donovan, Michael McManus and Brian Downey (thanks to Ara and Paul Donovan at Salter Street Films Ltd.)

A Crazy Captions Competition for Season 2 will follow shortly

1.

Zev holding 790

“..and a little lower…ah that`s it
Ben Szwediuk

“Are you sure it works?”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

Stan, “No Zev, you don’t understand, I said give me head….”
JiB

“I always wanted to get ahead.”
Daniel Hellsson

I am but a poor robot head, used by this mad woman as some sort of sex toy, look at me!, my screen’s slimed!!!”
Lyn Yates

“But really dear, these novelty sex helmets do nothing for me.”
Andrew Brookes

“Yeeeoooowww!!! Zev, don’t move…I think one of my wires just got caught in your cleavage!”
DarcZone

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2.

Yottskry, part of the Giga Shadow Brain

“Life ain’t easy being a hemorrhoid. No Respect!”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

Pete the pumpkin always hated Halloween.
JiB

Gigerotta gets some new wallpaper for her bedroom.
Tribs

And people think Prince Naseem has a swollen head!
Daniel Hellsson

“Thinking just aint what it used to be”
Lyn Yates

The doctors planning the brain transplant appeared to have forgotten one minor point concerning size
differentials…

Andrew Brookes

“Eeewwwww, it’s worse than having an annoying song stuck in your brain.”
DarcZone

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3.

Thodin holding Zevs head in his hands

“Who does your hair?”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

Poor old naive Thodin was easily misled, when he asked his mates how to pick up women they told him to do it by the ears
JiB

“Oh, Brad…” “Oh, Janet….”
Tribs

“I have to get back to N.Y. now, being the mayor is hard work,
unlike being a rebel leader.”

Daniel Hellsson

“You’re right, you’re glands are swollen, *zip* take one of these, and wake me in the morning”
Lyn Yates

Thodin: “Sorry? Didn’t you say you had a robotic removable head? Ooooohhhh….”
Andrew Brookes

“Yes Duhling, Thodin thinks a goot facial vill give zis skin zat beautiful fresh glow again.”
DarcZone

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4.

Wist with and axe

PMS. Think about it!
Cindy and Geneva Browning

“So exactly where do the batteries go?”
JiB

I thought you said “Key” not “Kai”!
Tribs

“I’ll give you a new haircut and a real close shave, frighteningly quick.”
Daniel Hellsson

“My mummy has one of them, calls it electric daddy”
Lyn Yates

“The new face of Loreal: “Because I’m worth it. Or else.”
Andrew Brookes

“You talking to me Punk?!? Come here and say that you little barf bag.”
DarcZone

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5.

Giggerota - BIIIIGGG Tongue!

My Dad always said “if it isn`t cooked don`t put it in your mouth”
Ben Szwediuk

“I knew I should have used a breath mint.”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

Giggerota’s fashion sensitive upper intestine just couldn’t stand that ring any longer!
JiB

I can breathe through my ears, too!
Tribs

“You don’t have to lash out like that, I head you!”
Daniel Hellsson

“Ummm, thanks for the head job offer, but I’ll pass thank you”
Lyn Yates

“Swords? Hah! i can swallow hosepipes!
Andrew Brookes

“Jar Jar Binks, eat your heart out!”
DarcZone

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6.

Zev, a prisoner

“Like I have nothing better to do than hang around waiting to be rescued.”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

“Dont even THINK it!”
Ben Szwediuk

Zev, “Are you sure this is an exercise machine Stan?”
JiB

Are you sure this hang-glider will work, Stan?
Tribs

“Can I drop this thing now? It’s getting heavy.”
Daniel Hellsson

“Shall we shag now, or shag later Stanley baby??”
Lyn Yates

Zev: “I know I’m a virgin, but are you *sure* this is how everyone else does it?”
Andrew Brookes

“Gawd, I hate these new fangled gyno exam tables.”
DarcZone

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7.

Kai with a split head

I’ve got a splitting Headache?
Ben Szwediuk
“Be careful how you wake my powertool”
SadGeezer

“I have a split personality?”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

Kai, “Look, if I wobble my head from side to side it makes a great slapping sound”
JiB

New from Lexx Merchandising… the zip-up Kai sports bag.
Tribs

“I’ve got this searing, burning sensation starting at the base of my skull.”
Daniel Hellsson

“Listen up kiddies, don’t play with daddies power tools”
Lyn Yates

“Now *that’s* a sneeze
Andrew Brookes

“It was a complex issue, and Kai was obviously of 2 minds on the subject”
DarcZone

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8.

Zev smiling

“I really hate your guts.”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

“Okay, let go of my hand now. Let go. LET GO, I SAY!”
Daniel Hellsson

“Plastic surgery can keep a smile on my face, imagine what it can do for you!”
Lyn Yates

“Hahahaha… i have no idea what you’re talking about. I hate you. How far to the door…”
Andrew Brookes

“…And as you can see, the stain is gone. Try it, you’ll love it!”
Chris Grimes

“I’m not two faced! i’m just joint retarded!”
Spike-e

“I bet you can’t tell I have a raging yeast infection right now, can you?”
DarcZone

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9.

LEXX, Landing

“My impression of the North Wind.”
Cindy and Geneva Browning

“Great balls of fire”
JiB

New from Lexx Merchandising… the Lexx Vacuum cleaner.
Tribs

“You said you wanted to fly…”.
Daniel Hellsson

OWWWWIE!!! I was cleaning those engines still!!, when I said to test ’em, I meant WHEN I ASKED YOU TO!!!”
Lyn Yates

“Ooops, pardon me. Garbage gives me such bad gas!”
DarcZone


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