Purity Test Profile: Manic Academic Prisoner Fanatic

You are a Prisoner Aficionado!

(We really wanted to call you a ‘Number 2’ but that would have been disrespectful of your cool knowledge of the show)

Your point score was in excess of 85%.

You are at the top of the class and very knowledgeable about The Prisoner.  There are also some interesting characteristics about your personality that you might like to see.
A detailed breakdown is provided below.


The Prisoner is better than sex.

You are addicted to The Prisoner. It is my personal opinion that you are a hopeless case.

You believe that there should be a lot more Number 1”s in the world because there are too many twerps.

The Prisoner TWERPS are a source of cruel amusement to you.

You will not admit this in public, but you have also secretly written your own The Prisoner episode(s) but you have not posted them off to our master Patrick in because you just KNOW that he wont reply.

Rainy days and automatic weapons get you down.

Sexually, you are somewhat insecure, preferring the purer more romantic relationships of the TV Show Friends, to the tacky implausibility of sex between Sonia (Justine Lord) and No. 6 (Patrick McGoohan.

You find that it is lonely at the top, but you eat better.

You like to call feminists ”cute”.

You are either celibate or a committed family man/woman.

You would be faithful to one partner and have not necessarily fantasised about making love with No 6 or No 86 (A Change of Mind).

If you had a walk on part you would want to play Number 2.

You are highly intelligent but a bit stupid when it comes to common sense.

You drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.

People like you, but they think you”re a bit of a Geek.

If you worked as much as others, you would do as little as they did.

You have a good career but you do not own a large house or flash car.

Other Prisoner fans look up to you.

You are a mine of information and you should be careful not to become the ”party bore” or patronising.

PRISONER SADGEEZERS admire your commitment although you secretly admire their social skills and in particular, the way members of the opposite sex are all over them.

Some people call you Dr Spock – this really annoys you.

It should be strenuously pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct!

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