Purity Test Profile: Tripping the Rift Twerp

You are tripping over!

Your point score was less than 45%.
Your knowledge of Tripping the Rift is absolutely diabolical yet, for some strange reason, you suspected that you had done very well.  Your attitude to the Tripping the Rift series is despicable and you have almost certainly never seen a complete episode. 

There are some poignant characteristics about your personality that you should be aware of.   A  breakdown is provided below.

Tripping the Rift TWERP

Tripping the Rift is better than sex because you have never had sex

You think Gus would make a great kisser

You go to parties to eat

When you/your wife gave birth to twins you wondered who the other man was.

You think the troopers are cool.

You are not exactly cheap – but you are on ‘special’ this week.

You have never seen a whole episode of Tripping the Rift.

You are only on this web site because the girl/boy you fancy is currently seeing a Tripping the RiftSadGeezer.

You are probably a reporter for the Daily Mail newspaper.

Tripping the Rift Twerps are very scary people. You look at people with a hanged-dog expression and never stop talking about yourself.

The only culture you have is bacteria!

You love defenceless animals, especially with a nice drop of gravy.

You don”t have a photographic memory because you don”t have any film!

You have been fired from at least one job for pilfering cream cakes.

You used to have an open mind, but your brains kept falling out.

If you could play a walk on part in the show it would be as a Clown Storm-trooper.

You think that foreplay is thirty minutes of begging.

People feel sorry for you but this is just because they don”t know you.

People who know you hate you.

You are sex mad because you don”t get any.

You couldn’t repair your brakes so you make your horn louder!.

You think that an innuendo is an Italian suppository

You think for hours trying to work out the speed of dark!

You think that ‘laughing stock’ are cattle with a sense of humour.

You put stamps on faxes

You are upset at reading this though secretly you think this analysis is conservative.

You should trust in the all-seeing eye of Dr Sad Geezer and GET A LIFE – Watch some Tripping the Rift!

It should be strenuously pointed out that these conclusions
should only be taken seriously if they are correct!

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