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Originally posted by FX:
well now, the relatives are safely tucked away in virginia, and i only have one ex
…but actually i had grander plans for homicidal cluster lizards…say, the IRS?
Ah yes, but I’m sure they’d like to visit, and you’d have something interesting to show them…ME!!!
I’m afraid one cluster lizard taking on the IRS isn’t enough, we’d have to make more, do you fancy being mommy to a large number of cluster lizards???
Obviously, they are not like normal children and require supervision and care, otherwise you might find your community missing a few people…actually you might find your missing a whole state!!!
As for your ex, well no doubt he’ll be jealous of seeing you with a dashing cluster lizard and will no doubt confront me, thus giving me the opportunity to eat him…in self defence of course!!!
Squishy 
