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  • #35661
    SadGeezer
    Keymaster

    i was told by a friend never to post a message saying something like this “Hey im a newbie” as this results in people being generally picking on and insulting the “newbie” however i decided not to listen to this person and will therefore proceed with my “Hey im a newbie post”

    Firstly –

    Hey im a Newbie

    i like –

    Red Dwarf
    Hitch Hikers Guide
    Star Trek
    Star Wars
    Farscape

    You may now begin your newbie bashing

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    #41754
    crusader
    Participant

    Welcome!!!

    Dont worry!!! We´r a friendly bunch here that just likes to talk about ouer favorite shows and movies!
    My favorite is like manny outhers here LEXX!!!
    I hope to se you in the LEXX forums to!!!

    Se ya!!!*

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    I am the crusader

    #41755
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Hey,
    I’m a newbie to, but I’ve been around for a while. I have yet to post anything and I just wanted to say that I’m proud of you because I was to shy to do it.

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    “History makes men, MacLeod, men don’t make history.” -Methos(Highlander)

    #41756
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Helloski! I’m new too, so anyone who wants to bash you will have to bash me also (c:

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    [b]All day I dream about [i]Lexx[/i]![/b]

    #41757
    Anonymous
    Guest

    crusader how the hell are you [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] missed you thought you were in hibernation until season 4 starts ! jabba the hunt, welcome, we don’t bash here, we just slap the rude with stray body parts from the sewer visit often!love fx

    #41758
    crusader
    Participant

    Nah! I´v just bein tierd, having to mutch to doe and depresed about being broke!!!
    Well, Im feling bether now, Easter holliday and finnaly got some monney fore being out of work so I´l be around more ofen now and chat!!!
    Se ya!!! (Or read ya) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    I am the crusader

    #41759
    Anonymous
    Guest

    these are the first forums that ive been to where i havnt had to go through some sort of ritual humiliation

    thanx

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    #41760
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by Jabba The Hunt:
    [b]these are the first forums that ive been to where i havnt had to go through some sort of ritual humiliation

    thanx

    [/b]


    i guess the first part of the humiliation for me is figuring out how to get in and then waiting to be approved [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] kind of reminds me of the little snots in satin shorts waiting outside of studio 54 to see if you could be allowed in! anyway we all try to keep it friendly here, hence the squabbles about being nice you will see on some of the fora, just one big happy dysfunctional family….

    #41761
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Don’t worry, Jabba we don’t bite!
    …or at least I don’t…can’t speak for everyone! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

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    Gideon: I thought you said you don’t hold a grudge.
    Galen: I don’t. I have no living enemies. At all.

    #41762
    Aeryn Crichton
    Participant

    Oh, welcome Jabba! Don’t worry, I don’t pick on newbies because I remember being one myself. I’m so happy that there are so many new people posting here [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]! It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside!

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    “I love you” “I know” – Princess Leia and Han Solo
    “First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, blow” – Ash from Army of Darkness
    “Darling, you idiot!” – Lum from Urusei Yatsura
    “Who is this Anya!? Is she prettier than me!?” Xander’s sock puppet friend from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    #41763
    Anonymous
    Guest

    thats the other thing ive noticed people can stop being newbies when they have under 100 posts most of the other forums have that set to about 600

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    #41764
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Bash Newbies??? Pshaw!!! That’s crazy talk! Ya know what that does to their meat? Makes it all tough and stringy, it does! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Welcome, welcome, welcome! Nice to have ya Jabba, Tolandria, and of course you, too, Littlestar. We try to keep things on the friendly side here, after all, Science Fiction is man’s last best chance for peace or some such thing like that there…hope for a five year voyage…Ah, frell, we just like to have fun here! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Welcome aboard; stow yer gear and stay awhile. (hi Crusader!)

    #41765
    Anonymous
    Guest

    ive gone from aspiring sad geezer to commited sad geezer in just over a week some of these settings need increasing these are supposed to be goals

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    #41766
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Jabba, first you’re glad we’re not like the other forums, now you’re not; Jabba make up yer mind. Okay, if you’d like, we can increase your settings alone, give you more “goals” maybe even humiliate ya some, place ya in the public pillories for a week or so, if that’ll make ya feel like ya [i]earned[/i] yer “committed” rank. Or, you can just know in your heart that you’re a committed geezer, accept it, move on and enjoy yourself with the rest of us. Your choice, I’ve got the Iron Maiden warmed up. Uh, would you like your new settings to be 300,000 or 700,000? I’d have to run it past His SadGeezerNess, of course. Then, again, as I said, you could just bypass all this and just remain a newly [b]committed[/b] Sadgeezer, with all of our heartfelt congratulations. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] This isn’t a testing ground or the Spanish Inquisition (“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”), Jabba, just a place for like minds to come together and hang out and have fun together. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

    [This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited April 17, 2001).]

    #41767
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by BlackCloud:
    [b]give you more “goals” maybe even humiliate ya some, place ya in the public pillories for a week or so, if that’ll make ya feel like ya [i]earned[/i] yer “committed” rank[This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited April 17, 2001).][/b]


    we have never decided upon the true meaning of committed, ie are the nice men in the white coats going to come take you away or are you just committed to visiting us with some regularity (got to be regular if you want to be happy [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img])anyway no pillories here, reeks of 17th century massachussetts and we are a multicultural group doncha know! would you settle for a round in the leather swing with some brute wearing a “MASTER” tattoo, leather mask and a smile having a go at you?! love and humiliation, fx

    #41768
    Anonymous
    Guest

    ok i didnt mean to upset anyone im just not used to things here on other forums u r they dont accept you as a “real” member until about 600 posts sorry its just habit i suppose

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