I wish I could say I’m not surprised but after the delays in getting it out and the lack of communication I received from GNP when I inquired about the soundtracks status it seems to fit with the rest of their business model. It was funny because when I dissed them on the alt.tv.lexx newsgroup (I called them a mom & pop business run out of someone’s basement)someone from their company was all in a huff about how they had been in business for decades and that they were so good at what they did.

Anyway I just wish they had sent me one of those bad CD’s cuz I would have let loose on them via email and done a “I hate GNP” webpage. Keep the CD if you can – it “might” be a collectors item someday.(though the thought of some lexx fan actually digging Petula Clark seems more twisted than anything the beans have ever come up with!)

A few other people have had this, and GNP know of the problem. You’re only the second person to admit to recognising the singer though

Just email [email protected] and they’ll sort it out for you.

WHAT! Well, Glocca my Morra and colour me twisted, ‘cuz I dig Ms. P. totally! I mean, she’s so cool! How many artists could come up with such a lifesaving song as, “Don’t Sleep in the Subway?” Makes sense in NY! Sheesh, next you’ll be dissin’ Dusty! DW’s right, that CD’s a keeper. Now, if you can get Petula’s autograph, along with Marty Simon’s…but ya better hurry, she’s headed to AussieLand this month. You should tell GNP to send you a new CD and that you’re keepin’ the screwy one for, uh, pain and suffering; yeh, pain ‘n’ sufferin’! Then, when Lexx gets really big, you can unload it on Ebay for a gadzillion dollars! (it could happen! )

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“mitaku oyasin”

In case anyone is interested, I contacted GNP Crescendo and they were prompt about sending out a proper copy; just took a few days. No shrinkwrap on this one — I guess they made sure!

I certainly got an additional weird curiosity out of this…

THIS REALLY ****ES ME OFF!!! I have been waiting for TWO WEEKS since I ordered the lexx CD from BarnesandNoble.com and I just got it today and I put in to my player and it was that D*** women Petula Clark !!!! This really makes me made !!!! I don’t Want Petula Clark !!! I want LEXX!!!! is there any were I can get the Lexx CD and it wouldn’t be a D***** misprint?? Thanks people!!

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“to air is human” or is it “the air is human” ?? matt Gideon “Crusade”

“Look for me by the moonlight-
Watch for me by moonlight-

I’ll come to thee by the moonlight,

though Hell should bar the way”

——-The Highwayman

Excerpt from “Exquisite Corpse” by Poppy Brite

“Late in the year,New Orleans still has its hot days. In the slave quaters, Jay and Tran blossomed like the giant stinking carrion-flowers that grow in humid jungles. Their ravaged abdomens swelled and burst like red-petals, a jubliee of rot. Their putrescent fluids pooled on the concrete floor and in the hollows of their disintegrating bodies. …Their faces, c**** and B**** grew into shapeless masses of blackened flesh. Swollen tongues like ball gags forced their jaws wide. Organs tumbled out of their bodies like distended winebags. From their decomposition rose wisps of steam and soft wet sounds of gaseous intimacy….Tran fell out of his binding straps and melted slowly into Jay’s ribcage. A large, faintly iridescent stain ate up the concrete floor around them. Their eyes were black caverns.They gave birth to worms, generation after generation, until their bodies were covered as if in a living blanket. Soon they were picked clean, their bones an ivory sculpture-puzzle shining in the dark, waiting to tell their mute love story.

WOOO!!!! Auto Censors !!!! All those **** in my last post weren’t there when I wrote it !!

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“to air is human” or is it “the air is human” ?? matt Gideon “Crusade”

“Look for me by the moonlight-
Watch for me by moonlight-

I’ll come to thee by the moonlight,

though Hell should bar the way”

——-The Highwayman

Excerpt from “Exquisite Corpse” by Poppy Brite

“Late in the year,New Orleans still has its hot days. In the slave quaters, Jay and Tran blossomed like the giant stinking carrion-flowers that grow in humid jungles. Their ravaged abdomens swelled and burst like red-petals, a jubliee of rot. Their putrescent fluids pooled on the concrete floor and in the hollows of their disintegrating bodies. …Their faces, c**** and B**** grew into shapeless masses of blackened flesh. Swollen tongues like ball gags forced their jaws wide. Organs tumbled out of their bodies like distended winebags. From their decomposition rose wisps of steam and soft wet sounds of gaseous intimacy….Tran fell out of his binding straps and melted slowly into Jay’s ribcage. A large, faintly iridescent stain ate up the concrete floor around them. Their eyes were black caverns.They gave birth to worms, generation after generation, until their bodies were covered as if in a living blanket. Soon they were picked clean, their bones an ivory sculpture-puzzle shining in the dark, waiting to tell their mute love story.

>Christine

You could download it from Napster & play that for a few weeks until you find a reliable supplier.

(Listening to Poetman/Cryochamber while I type this)

That misprinted CD is bound to become a very rare collector’s item. But I have the vague feeling you’ve already trashed it or sent for a new one.

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Studies show that alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug-burns to the forehead.