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I have heard that in series 4;
Xev has sex with MANTRID!!!!!!
Kai comes back to life and announces he’s gay!!!!!!!!
Stan gets killed by 790!!!!!!!!
the LEXX dies!!!!!!!!!!!
Really?
Somehow it doesn’t seem likely, even in Lexx.——————
“My world is unaffected, there is an exit here. I say it is and it’s true. There is a dream inside a dream, I’m wide awake the more I sleep. You’ll understand when I’m dead. I went to God just to see and I was looking at me. Saw Heaven and Hell were lies, when I’m God every one dies…”Mr. Potato Head says:
Bad day at work? Kick your dog, not the board members.
OK, somebody hand me the potato peeler!
*peel, peel, chop, chop*
French fries anyone?Lex: You got those rumors all wrong!
Stan kicks 790 down a cliff.
Xev gets fed up with men, and wanders to a cloister. (Get thee to a nunnery)
Kai is always dead, but goes crazy and eats the Lexx.
Matrid…he and Prince go off into the sunset, talking of evil things and plotting to take over the world.What are we gonna do tonight Prince?
The same thing we do every night Mantrid.
Clog in mash potatoes?
Try to take over the world.
*they’re Mantrid and the Prince, Prince, Prince, Prince, Prince*——————
“…we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.”Mr.Mercury says:
Are you going to register or not? you annoying vegetable?
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“My world is unaffected, there is an exit here. I say it is and it’s true. There is a dream inside a dream, I’m wide awake the more I sleep. You’ll understand when I’m dead. I went to God just to see and I was looking at me. Saw Heaven and Hell were lies, when I’m God every one dies…”There Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain… They do there mousey work to overthourt the Earth…There Pinky and the Brain, Brain,Brain, Brain…. There labotary mice… there genes have been sliced there Pinky and the Brain, Brain,Brain!
!!! sorry! Had to do it !!! (I watch it every morning before classes!) Can’t recall some of the tune though! !——————
“to err is human” or is it “the air is human” ?? matt Gideon “Crusade”“Look for me by the moonlight-
Watch for me by moonlight-I’ll come to thee by the moonlight,
though Hell should bar the way”
——-The Highwayman
[This message has been edited by Christine Carroll (edited May 15, 2001).]
If it helps, I believe 790 does try to kill Xev and Stan throughout the series 9implying that he is still enamoured with Kai)
Wait! Wasent the rumours that:
Kai gets an organtranceplant and gets kiddnaped by russian spys!!!
Stan gets mistaken fore a moviestar and bekoms an amerikan citysen!
Xev needs a greencard and must marry Stan!
790 falls from the LEXX and gets destroyd!
Stan gets killed when Mantrid, ruler of Russia attacks USA!
Kai gets destroyd wile killing Mantred!
Xev and Stan junior escapes from earth on the LEXX wile russia and USA boms earth to piases!Hm, maybe they met Zev to on Earth! (Xev saw her spirit in the end of series 3)
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I am the crusaderI heard you should believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear. C’mon, tough it out; it’s only a couple more months before season four. You can do it! Suck it up, people!
Besides, doesn’t anyone like to be surprised anymore?
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Originally posted by BlackCloud:
C’mon, tough it out; it’s only a couple more months before season four. You can do it! Suck it up, people! Besides, doesn’t anyone like to be surprised anymore?
but wild rumors and unsubstantiated gossip are so much fun…(snivel)
okay, that was my whine for the day… Well, what I heard was…
Kai finds out that Mantrid was really his father and that Xev is his sister, Stan gets mistaken for a god, and they destroy a seemingly indestructible new version of the Cluster. Or maybe I’m confusing that with Return of the Jedi…LEXX doesn’t have Ewoks in it, does it?
–Aleck
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Originally posted by BlackCloud:
Besides, doesn’t anyone like to be surprised anymore?
Of course not. More than half the fun of Christmas is finding, unwrapping and playing with your presents to be! Now if you can re-wrap them, rehide them and not let it slip that you found them, you get to play the Amazing Kreskin on Christmas day and that’s even funner.
Stuff is just more fun that way, I think it’s the thrill of the chase, the stalk of wild hint, pouncing on the rumour, and being smug as a ghit ’cause you know what is going to happen.
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thefrey
“Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?” – Dan FieldingIt all takes place in 20th century Earth, with previous characters reincarnated as major figures:
His Divine Shadow is Bill Clinton
Gigerotta is Monica Lewinski
Poet Man is Ken Starr
The Wozard is Jesse Jackson
Lyekka is Medeleine Albright
Schlemmi is George W. Bush
Prince is David Koresh
Mantrid is Bill Gates
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Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.
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Originally posted by Aleck:
Well, what I heard was…Kai finds out that Mantrid was really his father and that Xev is his sister, Stan gets mistaken for a god, and they destroy a seemingly indestructible new version of the Cluster. Or maybe I’m confusing that with Return of the Jedi…LEXX doesn’t have Ewoks in it, does it?
–Aleck
But, Stanley Tweedly is a god, a warrior, and a gent!
And, I run screaming from the room at the first hint of an Ewok. 
Ugh! But, please, let them have Jar-Jar Binks and let him be braced mercilessly and repeatedly by Kai!
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Originally posted by DalekTek790:
It all takes place in 20th century Earth, with previous characters reincarnated as major figures:Hehehe DalekTek,
His Divine Shadow is Bill Clinton
Don’t know about divine but he’s certainly shadyGigerotta is Monica Lewinski
Well she’s certainly taken the principal of man eating to another dimension…allegedlyMantrid is Bill Gates
very appropriate I like it when your funny DalekTech, keep it up
Kog
[This message has been edited by kaisothergirl2 (edited May 21, 2001).]
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Originally posted by BlackCloud:
But, please, let them have Jar-Jar Binks and let him be braced mercilessly and repeatedly by Kai!
Yes!!!! Watching the most understated character in Sci-Fi slay the most annoying.
That would make my whole week.——————
thefrey
“Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?” – Dan Fielding
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