Kai’s birthday bash
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I’m bored, so I thought I might enter fantasy land for a bit.
Wonder what would happen if Xev threw a party for Kai, just imagine it:
The party gets under way, and Kai hasn’t arrived yet.
Xena Warrior Princess is the first to arrive with her familiar cry, then comes Fox Mulder and Dana Scully with the lone gunmen.
Gigerotta said she brought a date, but ate him on the way, and she makes her way to the dance floor to have a boogie with a beefcake named Hercules.
Kathryn Janeway and her crew turn up after returning from the delta quandrant and 7of9 is being asked to dance by Angel, with Buffy looking menancingly on. There’s a knock on the door and Xev open’s it to Jean Luc picard, and Xev thinks this is the man for me.
So the part is in full swing, and then Kai swaggers in looking strangely at all these people.
Xev says’ Kai all these people are here for your party’
Kai then ruins the whole party by saying ‘I’m dead, and the dead do not party’
And with that everyone leaves…it doesn’t pay to be dead.
I wrote that because I’m bored out of my skull, but it would be nice to see if anyone can come up with a story putting the dead man in black in a strange situation…or not.
Squishy——————
Squishy…Oh God…visions of Kai in a party hat…*insane giggling*…ok…serious thoughts…serious thoughts…
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Gideon: I thought you said you don’t hold a grudge.
Galen: I don’t. I have no surviving enemies. At all.“I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”
“And are you?”
“No. That’s where it falls down, of course.”–Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy“It’s all in the mind.”–George Harrison
“2000. That’s a lot of birthday partys” Bog
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Originally posted by Squish:
[b]Kai then ruins the whole party by saying ‘I’m dead, and the dead do not party’
And with that everyone leaves…[/b]
They SHOULD have had Balloons.
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– AuroraKai’s birthday present:
What do you get a dead assassin who want’s for nothing? So difficult to buy for, doesn’t need underwear or socks, no point in buying him aftershave because the smell of a corpse would overpower it, perhaps a new brace with his name carved into it and made out of 9ct gold.
I think Kai would love to kill Fifi, but a Fifi that comes back to life after you killed him…that would keep Kai amused killing that annoying so and so for at least 2000 years!!!
Squishy——————
SquishyPerhaps you could put your fertile imagination to a productive purpose and
come up with some captions for thefrey’s
Kai Kaption Kontest..oh, and she has season
4 vidcaps up right now. Follow the bouncing
link to: Hanging with Michael McManus,
[url=http://www.members.home.net/thefrey/index.htm]http://www.members.home.net/thefrey/index.htm[/url]Oh my gosh!! Two ads on Sci-Fi in a row for
Lexx!! Has the station gone crazy? Did pigs
just grow wings, did hell freeze over?
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Originally posted by mayaxiong:
[b]Oh my gosh!! Two ads on Sci-Fi in a row for Lexx!! Has the station gone crazy? Did pigs just grow wings, did hell freeze over?
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Well, I DO feel a little chill. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
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– AuroraPerhaps you could put your fertile imagination to a productive purpose and
come up with some captions for thefrey’s
Kai Kaption Kontest..oh, and she has season
4 vidcaps up right now. Follow the bouncing
link to: Hanging with Michael McManus, [url=http://www.members.home.net/thefrey/index.htm]http://www.members.home.net/thefrey/index.htm[/url]*Squish-Nah, my imagination isn’t that fertile, I’ve looked at some of the Kaptions on Frey’s and they are simply class,
I had a go but then my head starting hurting, so I had to stop!!!Oh my gosh!! Two ads on Sci-Fi in a row for
Lexx!! Has the station gone crazy? Did pigs
just grow wings, did hell freeze over?I saw Satan skating to work, does that count?
Squishy
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SquishyI was just reading a thread where someone was talking about Squish(the cute lil lizard, not the person here of the same name [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] ) and I realized a new Squish would be the perfect b-day present for Kai…he could cuddle it and take it for walks and feed it the brains of people he killed…
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Gideon: I thought you said you don’t hold a grudge.
Galen: I don’t. I have no surviving enemies. At all.“I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”
“And are you?”
“No. That’s where it falls down, of course.”–Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy“It’s all in the mind.”–George Harrison
What a lovely thought, another squish, but where we would you get one?, but Kai would love it. Anyway the human version of squish (me) likes going for walks and cuddles…not sure about eating the brains though, but I’ll try anything once!!!
Squishy——————
Squishy
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