No reason, it just made me giggle :)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

• Plato: for the greater good.
• Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability.
• Douglas Adams: 42
• Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees
• Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain.
• Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it.
• Ronald Regan: I forget.
• Jack Nicholson: ‘Cause it f—–g wanted to.
• Mark Twain: The news of it’s crossing has been greatly exagerated.
• Mr T: If you saw me coming, you’d cross the road too.
• Xev: Because I wanted to make love to it.

[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: SadGeezer ]