Tribute to DR Del – Or Sad Meets Kai’s Shrink – PART TWO

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drdel, ~Oh good grief!~ teasing information out of him gently: “And how long have you been 29?”

Sad, : “About 9 years. …. Doh!”

drdel ~Oh no. I realise that this guy is a complete whacko, but there must also be something physiologically wrong with him – Oh, I really don’t want to examine him!…~ “I’m afraid I have to perform a physical examination. Now please, don’t get excited.”

Sad, excitedly: “WheyHey!! Perform away!” raises hips and lie’s back – thinks of England… And rice pudding. Closes eyes.

drdel, ~Oh, I think I’m gonna pewk, moves forward gently~ “Now, I’m going to gently touch your neck. I need to feel your pulse.”

Sad, opens eyes notices drdel’s cleavage as she leans over him: “Oh” ~Take me baby!~

drdel, ~I almost feel sorry for this guy!~ shudders ~almost!~ gently touches his neck: “There now, are you alright?”

Sad, : “Ohhhhh. Ohhhhhh” :small damp patch appears between legs

drdel ~Oh NO! Is that what I think it is~ mild feeling of nausia “GOOD GRIEF Sad! Is that what I think it is!?”

Sad, silent for several seconds: “Erm..… yes. I held out … for as long as I could. Was it as good for you as it was for me darling?”

drdel, ~Right, that does it?~ calls Glecko for a straight-jacket and men from local mental asylum – an urgent admission: “I’m booking you into a mental clinic Sad, is that ok? I’m afraid you are too weird for this shrink!”

Sad, relieved: “Ok doc, you know best. I’m not a commitment sort of bloke. This was just a one off ok?! ….. I mean, I don’t want you reading anything into this….. I mean, yer not in love with me or anything daft like that are you?”

drdel, ~Wadda Whacko!~ gives up: “Yes darling, I’m crazy about you?” smiles at ludicrous idea, fastens straight-jacket:

Sad, “I’ll bet I’m better than that fat git Kai, huh?. Smiles confidently

drdel ~Hah!~ punches Sad in the mouth

Sad, reels in pain:“What the hell was that for!?”

drdel, ~Oh, my Kai, save me from this morons whittering~ serious: “You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead?

Sad, “But he IS a fat git!”

drdel, Punches Sad in the mouth again ~keep going Sad, I’m enjoying this!~ “Are you getting the picture?”

Sad, : “What, do you mean about Kai being FAT?”

drdel, Punches Sad in the mouth:

Sad, : “Or about him being a GIT?”

drdel, ~He’s got a death wish!~ Punches Sad in the mouth again: “I suspect you have a complex about Kai. I shall mark that on my report for the hospital Doctors” Makes note in notebook, punches Sad again: “Ooops sorry, I’m getting carried away”

Sad, silent for several seconds: “Do you normally tie your partner up and beat the hell out of them after you’ve had sex?”

drdel, ~What? SEX! I’m gonna have to teach him a lesson!~ places hand delicately on Sad’s knee – rubs gently:“Is that what we just had darling? worries slightly about pleaseant warm feeling

Sad, leg starts to quiver: “Ohhhhh”

drdel, ~This guy is easily pleased!~ stroking inside of thigh “You like that don’t you Sad?” ~actually, I’m quite enjoying this~

Sad, ~Oh no. Not again, what does she think I am, Superman!?~ “Mercy…. Ohhhhh”

drdel~Oh what the hell, might as well make his last hour of freedom enjoyable~ Undoes Sad’s fly, takes off her blouse and skirt to reveal shapely long legs in black stockings and suspenders: “I’m now going to show you what it’s really like – lie back – ENJOY!”

Sad, silent for several seconds, then… makes another damp patch:“no, no, no, yes!”

drdel, ~Not again! – Already!?~ serious: “Are you always this satisfying in bed?”

Sad, lying: “Well I haven’t had any complaints yet – when do we get to do the holding hands bit?”

drdel, ~Oh my goodness! This guy is a freak! although…. I don’t understand, I’m getting really turned on – oh my goodness, what’s happening to me~ Becoming hot and passionate: “….. Really, really warped people turn me on Sad! I need you, I need you NOW”

Sad, “Oh good grief, you can have too much of a good thing you know. We haven’t even had coffee yet!”

drdel ~Oh take me you stallion – take me!~ feels around for his ‘weapon’: “Oh my GOD! Is that it! Looks in disbelief – how can sooo much dampness come from such a small…. Erm… ‘item’?”

Sad, silent for several seconds: “Waddaya mean SMALL?!”

drdel, ~Oh, I need satisfaction?~ impatiently: “I need fulfilling and I need it NOW!?”

Sad, inquiringly: “Wot exactly do you need dear? It’s difficult to give it to you while I’m bound like a chicken!”

drdel, ~Ok OK. I’ll do anything!~ Offers her body to Sad, wantonly, desperately needing satisfaction: “Pleeeeaaaassse I can’t wait any longer!” un-does strap on straight-jacket

Sad, puts straight-jacket on drdel: “Now it’s your turn babe! Just lie back and think of… of… SadGeezer.”

drdel ~Oh yeeeesss…do it to me honey… Bondage, wow, never tried that before…. Come on… do.. it…~ “I’m ready, for goodness sake hurry up!.”

Sad, silent for several seconds – places hand on drdel’s neck: “Well. Have you erm…. erm….” rubs neck “…does that feel good”

drdel, ~Is this guy for real ~screams: “F…k the NECK!, What are you waiting for!!!???”

Sad, surprised:: “I beg your pardon!? What exactly do you want me to do to your neck?” , ~ Erm… I’d better go for plan B~ Places hand strategically on drdel’s leg

drdel, ~ABOUT TIME!!~ : panting, wriggling: “That’s it, come on, come on!!?”

Sad, : “Whew! Ok, erm… what do I do now!!.”

drdel~Oh Oh, It’s driving me crazy!! I’ll never be satisfied at this rate!!! I know. I’ll dream of Kai… Kai…. Kai my darling… Yes Kai, stroke me there… Ohhhh touch me there… Oh…~ “Oh Kai, you’re soooo good!.”

Sad, look of surprise: “Will you stop talking about that fat git!”

drdel, ~£$&*}@?&%£?~ Writhes, quivers, bobs, screams: “Ahgaghahgaghaghagah!!?

Two men in white coats enter the room:

Sad, startled: “Erm, do you mind!?”

Bloke in white coat, grabs the writhing drdel: “Is this the patient drdel?

Sad, : “Yes it is!… erm… do you mean is that drdel or do you mean, is that the patient.”

Bloke in white coat, sighs: “We don’t have time for jokes Doctor. We are in a hurry, we need to pick up a couple of hopeless cases. Lex Gigeroff and Jeffrey Hirschfield have definitely gone over the edge this time!”

Sad, silent for several seconds: “Really? I always though they were!… Ok she’s all yours. I thought she was a little crazy anyway? Very sexy though!”

drdel, ~Oh, my Kai, my darling Kai?~ writhing, screaming, all hot and bothered: “Aghaghaghagahaghagh?

Bloke in white coat, sigh: “Good grief, she’s really loopy! What happened? Haha, show her your website did you?!!“

Sad, insulted: “Cheeky bugger – sod off!”

men in white coats leave with writhing drdel.

Sad, taps fingers on table: ~dum… dumdidum…didum… I wonder what time tea is served. I reckon after so much red-hot sex I need a drink to calm my nerves? Ahhh, never driven a girl crazy before, especially one as drop-dead-gorgeous as her! – wait till I tell the guys in the pub!~ Sits back in chair, smug expression on face.

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[ 20-04-2002: Message edited by: SadGeezer ]