(read this Squish) The Return of Headgehog (AAL)
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Months ago the evil Headgehog and the Cluster Lizard Squish, ran for the office of silliest sadboard member. It was a long harsh silly battle betwen the forces of evil and lizard. In the end Squish won out, but only to have his power threatened by a new force, that of Hypatia.
What insued was weeks of hilarious conlfict betwen armies of mutants. One side fighting for the pride of the US and cold beer, trying to tame the wild warm beer drinking savages across the lake. Whilst the other side wantedt o defend British humor and warm fermented beverages.
All this time Headgehog watched the two forces battle one another, letting each one wear the other down. Biding his time to develope his “Army of Light”
As the Squish-Hypatia War settled down. It was unsure who definitivly won. But one thing was certain, Squish was the silliest cluster lizard in the two universes.
For months his reign was unchallenged. But like all mighty empires, his power was soon to be challenged. Headgehog was secretly developing his secret weapon. A weapon to insure that America would see the finale of lexx first.
Months before the great Squish-Hypatia war, Squish and Headgehog both independently visited the time-prophet. They learned that Headgehog would assemble a large force to take over England, and prevent he finale from beign shown there first. But the mighty and charismatic Headgehog would be soon after toopled by a lesser power, but one strong of heart and will, that force would be Squish.With less then 24 hourse until the LEXX finale would be aired in UK, Headgehog mounted his army and traveled accorss the ocean to England. This “Army of Light” was like no other army ever assembled. Unlike conventional armies, this one would use no bombs or bullets, but rather light. Or EMP to be specific. Headgehog wanted to emp all the radio/tv towers in Great Britain to prevent the fianle from beign shown there first. And if the EMP were to fail, he would jam the airwaves, with white noise and still prevent the airing.
A few days earlier, Squish recived an anonymous private message via the sadboard. (But since no one checks their private messages until they change their profile, he probably didn’t get it. So a more dierect method had to be used, like this post) This message read that Headgehog was coming, and to prepare his armies once again. But this time not to fight Hypatia, but to insure that England would see the end of lexx first.With less then a day to go, how will Squish stop the army of light?
Nice one Headgy, I just knew you would not give up without a fight!!!!
I shall be posting a response to you shortly, but let me say this for now, Hypatia and I had joined forces in the last battle against the evil monster DT790, and as a result I know how American armies are trained, I know their weaknesses (American Football, Bud and Pizza being a few!!!).
Your ‘army of light’ is well known, the Squish counter-intelligence unit has been monitoring the the secret activities of your general’s, we are prepared for what is too come!!!
More will follow.
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]quote:
Originally posted by Squishy:
Nice one Headgy, I just knew you would not give up without a fight!!!!
I shall be posting a response to you shortly, but let me say this for now, Hypatia and I had joined forces in the last battle against the evil monster DT790, and as a result I know how American armies are trained, I know their weaknesses (American Football, Bud and Pizza being a few!!!).
Your ‘army of light’ is well known, the Squish counter-intelligence unit has been monitoring the the secret activities of your general’s, we are prepared for what is too come!!!
More will follow.
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
Oh NO! Headge, it looks like he’s found out about your secret infiltration of all those Serority Parties!
quote[quote] Your ‘army of light’ is well known, the Squish counter-intelligence unit has been monitoring the the secret activities of your general’s, we are prepared for what is too come!!! [/quote]
Tsk, tsk… should have been monitering Headgehog and not just his generals! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]Believe me I have tried, ‘The Headgehog’ is a mysyerious and very shadowy figure, kinda like ‘The Jackal’, I am now convinced ‘The Headgehog’ is more than one person, in fact I believe we are talking about a secret black ops organisation funded by the U.S government.
I have sent spies into Philly, and although everyone has heard of ‘The Headgehog’, no one has conclusive proof of his existence.
Many in the city have said that ‘The Headgehog’ is in fact ‘The Mothman’, I think his legend is being made into something supernatural.
I have found out that ‘The Headgehog’ posts here more as an informant network than to post about Sci-fi.
I have no doubt that the cluster lizard army is going to face it’s sternest challenge yet, they are used to hand to hand combat fighting, but this ‘army of light’, seem to prefer espionage and stealth attacks…which makes them dangerous.
But I am confident my troops will win the day, we have fought battle wallabies and various other mutant threats, yet their skill and toughness always prevails.
But if you have any information on ‘The Headgehog’, then you will be handsomely rewarded, of course if your info turns out to be false, then I will despatch my covert ops team to come round and eat your family!!!
Supreme Commander of the Squish International Cluster Lizard armies. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]quote[quote] Believe me I have tried, ‘The Headgehog’ is a mysyerious and very shadowy figure, kinda like ‘The Jackal’, I am now convinced ‘The Headgehog’ is more than one person, in fact I believe we are talking about a secret black ops organisation funded by the U.S government. [/quote]
Shadowy, huh? Maybe you should look for him in Z’Ha’Dum, the US government may be brainwashing Shadows into thinking that they’re really all just one person and that person is human!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]quote:
Originally posted by Jessi 15:
Shadowy, huh? Maybe you should look for him in Z’Ha’Dum, the US government may be brainwashing Shadows into thinking that they’re really all just one person and that person is human!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Ah, the irony of it all, a shadowy figure controlling the army of light!!!
You lost me with the Z’Ha’Dum, please don’t go into Bonnee mode and start spouting non-sensical gibberish!!!
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]quote:
Originally posted by Squishy:
Ah, the irony of it all, a shadowy figure controlling the army of light!!!
You lost me with the Z’Ha’Dum
Ah yes the irony of it all. Squish my good advesary, what Jessi 15 is refering to is Babylon 5. The forces of evil and chaos were from that planet. For a while the Army of Light were fighting them. The Army of Light were the good guys. For the record, Jessi 15, the name for my forces were based on the emp weapons they use, and not the show. But B5 is a truelly awesome show none the less.
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Originally posted by Jessi 15
Tsk, tsk… should have been monitering Headgehog and not just his generals!
Ahh how true. I found out about his spies months ago. I kept finding brainless corpes, and cluster lizard skin shedding all around my command center. I knew then that the cluster lizards were spying on me. From that point on I told my generals nothing. Really Squish, I expected more from your spies, they leave more evidence of there presence then the CIA!
Speaking of the CIA, I don’t work for the USA Government per se. The real benefactor will surprise you though. mu-wha-ha-ha-ha-ha/end evil headgy mode
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Originally Posted by Sadgeezer
Oh NO! Headge, it looks like he’s found out about your secret infiltration of all those Serority Parties!
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, you can’t prove a damn thing! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] 😛 [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Squishy, can you drop me an email [url]mailto: headgehog@sadgeezer.com[/url], there a few thigns I’d like to ask you about our board game.
Originally posted by Squishy:
Ah, the irony of it all, a shadowy figure controlling the army of light!!!
You lost me with the Z’Ha’Dum
——————————————————————————–Ah yes the irony of it all. Squish my good advesary, what Jessi 15 is refering to is Babylon 5. The forces of evil and chaos were from that planet. For a while the Army of Light were fighting them. The Army of Light were the good guys. For the record, Jessi 15, the name for my forces were based on the emp weapons they use, and not the show. But B5 is a truelly awesome show none the less.
(Squishy) Ah, that explains that then, never really watched Babylon 5, watched it a couple of times, didn’t much like it, and never watched again.
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Originally posted by Jessi 15
Tsk, tsk… should have been monitering Headgehog and not just his generals!
——————————————————————————–Ahh how true. I found out about his spies months ago. I kept finding brainless corpes, and cluster lizard skin shedding all around my command center. I knew then that the cluster lizards were spying on me. From that point on I told my generals nothing. Really Squish, I expected more from your spies, they leave more evidence of there presence then the CIA!
Speaking of the CIA, I don’t work for the USA Government per se. The real benefactor will surprise you though. mu-wha-ha-ha-ha-ha
/end evil headgy modeThose weren’t my spies, they were a rogue group of lizards who had started a cult to bring about the end of the world. They thought that by attacking your command centre and eating your troops they could bring it about…as they were eating your troops I thought ‘what the hell’ they are doing me a favour!!!
My spies are trained not to be spotted, they smear a gel all over them to prevent shedding and take battle rations of brains into the combat arena.
We captured one of your generals before the cult had infiltrated your base of operations, of course we tortured him with warm beer until he could take it no more (actually one sip and he was begging for mercy…weak minded fool!!!).
He then told us all we needed to know, what your plans are and how to get the secret to cold beer and making all the women in the U.K look like California beach babes…and then we had brain soup for supper!!!
Although, before he had expired, he had told us that he really had no idea who you were or what you look like, now either that is unswerving loyalty or he truly does not know, the latter methinks.
I should warn you we now have a new compatriot on the battle field, a creature that is almost as fearsome as the cluster lizard…yes you guessed it…laser wielding acid spitting Llama’s!!!
Your troops will cower when seeing these mighty creatures, they are virtually unstoppable, as they only know one thing, and that’s to spit at people (the lasers follow the line of sight of their spit!!!).
You may have the technological advantage with your EMP weapons, but those weapons will never get used, as my army will cut your’s down before they get the chance to use them….BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(cough!)…to continue (clears throat) and BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (must stop now as fangs hurting when hitting the keyboard).
Squishy
P.S I’ll contact you via your P.Mquote[quote] You lost me with the Z’Ha’Dum, please don’t go into Bonnee mode and start spouting non-sensical gibberish!!! [/quote]
Huh???????????quote[quote] The forces of evil and chaos were from that planet. [/quote]
The forces of evil and chaos, the Shadows, looked like giant spiders, for future reference.quote[quote] Speaking of the CIA, I don’t work for the USA Government per se. The real benefactor will surprise you though. mu-wha-ha-ha-ha-ha [/quote]
*Shocked gasp*
You’re working for Prince!!!!!
Squishy, kill him now!!!!!!
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