Haay, gottamininuite, guv?
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19th March 2002 at 10:24 am #38662
SadGeezer
KeymasterHaaaaaaaaaaay, iv this is hay pub, then, then, why ishn’t there anynybodily gettting drungk, hmmmm? I mean, a pub’s reallygottahave alka….ally….alko…alko-whatsit….ALCHEMYOHOL! That’s the wossname, the thingy. I mean, you gottahave somebody who serves the….the….the….stuff, you know, comes in glasses, gets you all stunk and druff, you know what I meanin, You get it outta grapes. Or watermelonsh. I dunno, some viney plant. T mean, there’s shcotabe shome…ALCOHOL! That’sh it! That’sh what I was talkinging about, right! Hold on, I feel, I feel, Ifeel MUSICAL! WOOHOO!
The dum dum are aliiiiiiiiive,
With the hmmmm hmmmm musiiiiiiic
With something something something
For a trouser EEEEAAAAAARRRRRRR!Thangyou, thangyou verra’ much….
[i]super_joe_yamaman then collapses in a stupor, mumbling to himself all the way down[/i]
20th March 2002 at 2:49 am #63404Anonymous
Guesti think we’ve found the karaoke king, guys!!!
(just don’t fall over him while he’s rolling around on the floor!).. hey, have you bought your round yet??? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]20th March 2002 at 5:49 am #63405Anonymous
Guest[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [i]”Lars would you pick up Super Joe and put him on the cot in the back room to sleep it off”[/i] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
seriously though super joe, despite getting off to a rough start here on the BB, i have had a lot of fun reading your posts. i have to admit to some serious giggling and laughing! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] this post actually brought tears to my eyes! [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]21st March 2002 at 4:45 am #63406theVodkaCircle
ParticipantMake mine a FourEx. Or two.
Ah sod it, roll me the keg. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]22nd March 2002 at 3:48 am #63407Anonymous
Guest4X is known as wallaby p*** in this country. just thought you might like to know…. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
18th April 2002 at 6:03 am #63408Anonymous
GuestIt’s known as wallaby p*** in a lot of parts of Australia too…
18th April 2002 at 7:38 am #63409Anonymous
Guest[i]Nosferatu finishes bloody mary and thinks.[/i]
I’m hungry![i]Looks down at unconscious super Joe’s exposed neck. Smiles. Bares fangs.[/i]
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, blood! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
18th April 2002 at 9:40 am #63410theVodkaCircle
ParticipantYou can both go bang your head in the dunny !
Fourex rocks, its a great drop. Queenslanders are just too polite to call VB or Tooheys Cats p**s. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
18th April 2002 at 12:02 pm #63411Anonymous
Guest[img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [i]quick Lars please put garlic around Super Joes neck and please get Nosferatu a couple of bloody marys on the house![/i] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
18th April 2002 at 1:24 pm #63412Anonymous
Guest[i]~ I throw a bottle of holy water (blessed by the Pope and Max Von Sydow) mixed with concentrated essence of garlic with a stake of wood constructed from the One Cross and wrapped with paper from the First Bible Contained in the Ark Of The Covenant at Nosferatu while picking up the sleeping drunkard with a garland of shallots, of all things ~[/i]
Sheesh, first you post such an controversial topic in the Pub, then you have to get in this situation. Lucky for you, I’m a forgiving man. Yes, that means you are forgiven Izh….[b]super_joe[/b].
19th April 2002 at 5:48 am #63413Anonymous
Guest[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] LOL!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
SPLASH!
[i]Nosferatu looks down at chest after having bizarre holy contraption thrown at him. Looks up at Son of Bester and frowns.[/i]
[img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] You got me wet. This is a new cloak. It will take forever to get the essence of garlic out of this!!
Oh, well. Thanks for the free drinks, Mary Beth!!
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“I will make your neck a chalice and drink deep.” -Spike (James Marsters)
“We are the Powerful.” -Lestat
“I will suck every drop of your juice.” -Vlad
21st April 2002 at 10:12 pm #63415Anonymous
Guest[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Thanks Son of Bester!!My scanner is on the fritz [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] so I’ll get back to you when its working. I have a really cool picture from this past Halloween where I went as Angelus (Angel’s evil counterpart from Buffy) so I think I’ll give you that one and my normal look. Do you have a picture of her?
22nd April 2002 at 5:18 am #63414Anonymous
GuestTHAT”S IT?!?!?! I demand a refund! Damn Catholics…. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] (no offense intended).
Say, Nosferatu, you wanna meet mah sis? If from what I’ve seen, you’re a real vampire fan, and so is she. If you could spare a picture, she’d be rather on the grateful side. ( Male, female, she don’t care, she’s bi [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] )
22nd April 2002 at 5:22 am #63416Anonymous
Guestquote:
Originally posted by :
I went as Angelus (Angel’s evil counterpart from Buffy) so I think I’ll give you that one and my normal look. Do you have a picture of her?
Haha, spoken like a true sadgeezer Nosferatu!
Don’t you know that [b]all[/b] Sci Fi SadGeezers look like either Angel, Spike, Buffy or Cordelia? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
22nd April 2002 at 8:44 am #63417Anonymous
GuestDamn straight Saddy!!
All the girls are gorgeous babes and all the guys are creepy, brooding sadists in black. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]22nd April 2002 at 4:16 pm #63418Anonymous
Guest[img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] *sniff* I wish [b]I[/b] looked like Angel or Spike, but I got saddled with the ‘Chinese Wesley’ look, WAAH! [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]
22nd April 2002 at 11:21 pm #63419FX
Participantwell, i don’t look like buffy or cordy, but i am interested in a tall spike, or at least angel with a little more ‘bite’ to him [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]…please send pictures [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
22nd April 2002 at 11:42 pm #63420Anonymous
Guest…And unfortunately, I look like The Master. Either him or The Judge.
–Aleck
23rd April 2002 at 12:43 am #63421Anonymous
Guest…And I look like a wombat!
*looks at all the people staring as she’s shouted a bit too loudly* Erm, sorry, I think I need a lie down.
x_X
23rd April 2002 at 7:17 am #63422Anonymous
Guestquote[quote]well, i don’t look like buffy or cordy, but i am interested in a tall spike, or at least angel with a little more ‘bite’ to him …please send pictures [/quote]
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23rd April 2002 at 11:17 pm #63423Anonymous
GuestAnd I’m a slug, but as slimey slugs go, I’m a spitting image of angel …. maybe on a bad hair day [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
[i]and taller [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img][/i]
25th April 2002 at 3:05 am #63424Anonymous
Guestapparently i look like Meryl Streep… does ‘Death Becomes Her’ count as sci fi??
…or, depending who you speak to, i’m Mortica, other half’s Gomez..actually, i think he looks more like Uncle Fester… [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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