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  • #38662
    SadGeezer
    Keymaster

    Haaaaaaaaaaay, iv this is hay pub, then, then, why ishn’t there anynybodily gettting drungk, hmmmm? I mean, a pub’s reallygottahave alka….ally….alko…alko-whatsit….ALCHEMYOHOL! That’s the wossname, the thingy. I mean, you gottahave somebody who serves the….the….the….stuff, you know, comes in glasses, gets you all stunk and druff, you know what I meanin, You get it outta grapes. Or watermelonsh. I dunno, some viney plant. T mean, there’s shcotabe shome…ALCOHOL! That’sh it! That’sh what I was talkinging about, right! Hold on, I feel, I feel, Ifeel MUSICAL! WOOHOO!

    The dum dum are aliiiiiiiiive,
    With the hmmmm hmmmm musiiiiiiic
    With something something something
    For a trouser EEEEAAAAAARRRRRRR!

    Thangyou, thangyou verra’ much….

    [i]super_joe_yamaman then collapses in a stupor, mumbling to himself all the way down[/i]

    #63404
    Anonymous
    Guest

    i think we’ve found the karaoke king, guys!!!
    (just don’t fall over him while he’s rolling around on the floor!).. hey, have you bought your round yet??? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63405
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [i]”Lars would you pick up Super Joe and put him on the cot in the back room to sleep it off”[/i] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    seriously though super joe, despite getting off to a rough start here on the BB, i have had a lot of fun reading your posts. i have to admit to some serious giggling and laughing! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] this post actually brought tears to my eyes! [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    #63406
    theVodkaCircle
    Participant

    Make mine a FourEx. Or two.
    Ah sod it, roll me the keg. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63407
    Anonymous
    Guest

    4X is known as wallaby p*** in this country. just thought you might like to know…. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63408
    Anonymous
    Guest

    It’s known as wallaby p*** in a lot of parts of Australia too…

    #63409
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [i]Nosferatu finishes bloody mary and thinks.[/i]
    I’m hungry!

    [i]Looks down at unconscious super Joe’s exposed neck. Smiles. Bares fangs.[/i]

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, blood! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63410
    theVodkaCircle
    Participant

    You can both go bang your head in the dunny !

    Fourex rocks, its a great drop. Queenslanders are just too polite to call VB or Tooheys Cats p**s. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63411
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [i]quick Lars please put garlic around Super Joes neck and please get Nosferatu a couple of bloody marys on the house![/i] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    #63412
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [i]~ I throw a bottle of holy water (blessed by the Pope and Max Von Sydow) mixed with concentrated essence of garlic with a stake of wood constructed from the One Cross and wrapped with paper from the First Bible Contained in the Ark Of The Covenant at Nosferatu while picking up the sleeping drunkard with a garland of shallots, of all things ~[/i]

    Sheesh, first you post such an controversial topic in the Pub, then you have to get in this situation. Lucky for you, I’m a forgiving man. Yes, that means you are forgiven Izh….[b]super_joe[/b].

    #63413
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] LOL!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    SPLASH!

    [i]Nosferatu looks down at chest after having bizarre holy contraption thrown at him. Looks up at Son of Bester and frowns.[/i]

    [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] You got me wet. This is a new cloak. It will take forever to get the essence of garlic out of this!!

    Oh, well. Thanks for the free drinks, Mary Beth!!

    [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    ———————————————

    “I will make your neck a chalice and drink deep.” -Spike (James Marsters)

    “We are the Powerful.” -Lestat

    “I will suck every drop of your juice.” -Vlad

    #63415
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
    Thanks Son of Bester!!

    My scanner is on the fritz [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] so I’ll get back to you when its working. I have a really cool picture from this past Halloween where I went as Angelus (Angel’s evil counterpart from Buffy) so I think I’ll give you that one and my normal look. Do you have a picture of her?

    #63414
    Anonymous
    Guest

    THAT”S IT?!?!?! I demand a refund! Damn Catholics…. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] (no offense intended).

    Say, Nosferatu, you wanna meet mah sis? If from what I’ve seen, you’re a real vampire fan, and so is she. If you could spare a picture, she’d be rather on the grateful side. ( Male, female, she don’t care, she’s bi [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] )

    #63416
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by :
    I went as Angelus (Angel’s evil counterpart from Buffy) so I think I’ll give you that one and my normal look. Do you have a picture of her?


    Haha, spoken like a true sadgeezer Nosferatu!

    Don’t you know that [b]all[/b] Sci Fi SadGeezers look like either Angel, Spike, Buffy or Cordelia? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63417
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Damn straight Saddy!!
    All the girls are gorgeous babes and all the guys are creepy, brooding sadists in black. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63418
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] *sniff* I wish [b]I[/b] looked like Angel or Spike, but I got saddled with the ‘Chinese Wesley’ look, WAAH! [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

    #63419
    FX
    Participant

    well, i don’t look like buffy or cordy, but i am interested in a tall spike, or at least angel with a little more ‘bite’ to him [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]…please send pictures [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #63420
    Anonymous
    Guest

    …And unfortunately, I look like The Master. Either him or The Judge.

    –Aleck

    #63421
    Anonymous
    Guest

    …And I look like a wombat!

    *looks at all the people staring as she’s shouted a bit too loudly* Erm, sorry, I think I need a lie down.

    x_X

    #63422
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote[quote]well, i don’t look like buffy or cordy, but i am interested in a tall spike, or at least angel with a little more ‘bite’ to him …please send pictures [/quote]

    [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    #63423
    Anonymous
    Guest

    And I’m a slug, but as slimey slugs go, I’m a spitting image of angel …. maybe on a bad hair day [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    [i]and taller [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img][/i]

    #63424
    Anonymous
    Guest

    apparently i look like Meryl Streep… does ‘Death Becomes Her’ count as sci fi??

    …or, depending who you speak to, i’m Mortica, other half’s Gomez..actually, i think he looks more like Uncle Fester… [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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