Kai and Company?
Should we really worry that Killer Kai Clones would be under utilized after the defeat of the Blonde Pop Star Clones? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
Right off the top of my head I can easily think of enough assignments to keep one busy for months. Let’s see, several municipal government procurement agents would be put out of their misery. This would provide fun for Killer Kai, as taking out petty bureaucrats is something the original Kai seems to have fond memories of. I would enjoy it because the replacements would probably be a lot more responsive to my departments needs.
Then, of course there is always my neighborhood’s budding junior terrorist, or as we all refer to him ‘The Future Sweetheart of Cell Block Seven.’ Not only would this nip that little bit of urban blight in the bud, but it would also serve as a wake up call for his understudies.
Then, I think I would try to get him a job with those poor souls in Code Enforcement. Since he wouldn’t have to worry about guns pointed at him, or having dogs set upon him he would make an excellent agent. I can just see some poor beleaguered elderly widow begged him to do something about the rat trap next door that she has been complaining about for years. He could ‘chat’ with that scofflaw, in his own little Killer Kai way. This would have an amazing effect on the look of our neighborhoods. I can just about guarantee that the scofflaws would see the error of their ways and move the junk cars from their front lawns and clean up the old construction material from the side of their house. If they don’t? Well, the real estate agent working for their estate would. Killer Kai wouldn’t even have to worry about enforcing the law against someone with an ‘IN’ at City Hall. The City Manager would demand his head on a plate and run screaming down the hall when he actually got it. Afterwards, they could take it back to Killer Kai and the whole department could have a good laugh.
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at? – Dan Fielding, “Night Court”
Of Course if Dan had ever met Kai, he might have quickly become one of the dead.
[This message has been edited by LexxFan (edited April 23, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by LexxFan (edited April 23, 2001).]