The Theory Pt.II (Not Drunk this time)
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Originally posted by JumpingJedi:
oh yea. then Stan wakes up….its all been a dream…..
Damn it! You took what I was gonna say. [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img]
“This is your fourth wake up call.”
Stan talking to a co-worker by the water cooler: “I had this weird dream where I got in control of the Lexx and His Divine Shadow wasn’t the omniscient and benevolent overlord of all..” (to security camera) “I worship you, by the way. And he got killed only then he wasn’t dead and then he was again and an Insect but part of him had a German accent and destroyed the universe. And there was this blue haired then red haired then blonde love slave who was part Cluster lizard, only in my dream Cluster lizards grew to be bigger than bread boxes and ate brains instead of aphids, except she didn’t want me because she had the hots for this dead guy with a bun-head. And Lyekka from accounting was there, and she liked me but she was smooth ’round the bend and ate hillbillies and Goths. Oh, and Mr. Prince the human resources director was the Devil. You were there, too, only you didn’t have a body.”
790: “I need to get a new job.”
More lame humor from the triple-cyborg geek. [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
[ 20-10-2001: Message edited by: DalekTek790 ]