10 signs of too much Lexx

Okay, this is eerie. I wrote a list of signs you watch too much [i]Lexx[/i] today and had just now come to the Lexx General forum to post it when I saw your post. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] My “things I have learned from [i]Lexx[/i]” post yesterday was a deliberate shadowing of yours, but this is completely coincidental. So here is my semi-funny, anti-climactic sym-post:

[b]You might be watching too much Lexx if…[/b]

10. You are afraid of ballerinas.

9. You refer to your computer as “robot head.”

8. You have dreams about Lyekka.

7. You check the sky every evening to make sure Venus is still there.

6. You have “The Wheel” memorized.

5. You have ever attempted to roll like a Cluster lizard.

4. You are reading this.

3. You are writing this.

2. You have the Seal of the Divine Order tattooed somewhere on your body.

1. You wear your hair like Kai.