NEW! Lexx this week!
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
He’s a TV evangelist.
*Squishy(He just had to be didn’t he!, personally I think they are as mad as the mad mullah’s)Hypatia looked up from her desk.
(…to see Squishy dancing like Michael Jackson and singing the Macarana!!!)
“Invasion?”
(…well more like a mass immigration)Oh no, a war would be exactly the last thing we need.(…agreed, but it would be a fun war involving the use of some tactical warheads (pillows) and a heavy spatering of
mind-bending marshmallows).*Hypatia paced the room*
(…whilst trying avoid Squishy pretending to be Rocky Balboa and dancing to the theme of Rocky)“What to do? What to do?”
(Turning off the stereo in the oval office might be an idea)Remembering her profession before becoming president, she slipped into her monogrammed “Kiss the Geneticist” lab coat, and headed off.
(…while Squishy donned his Superman outfit and went off to visit Clinton in the loony bin)With her knowledge of gene splicing, Hypatia was able to create creatures for defense:
(Squishy is way ahead of you here)Flying otters, and wallabies that breathe fire. Armored pandas, and a fierce hybrid snapping turtle/llama.
(America isn’t the only place with superheros ya know, you may have Batman and Spiderman, but we have Llamaman and Pigboy, they will protect us (they have special equipment that sprays warm beer over any adversary!!!))
And we have Teenage Mutant Squirrels and Mighty Morphin Power Beavers!!!And Hypatia put her army of mutants on standby…
(And Squishy started cloning himself, so that there would be Cluster Lizard Stormtroopers at his disposal)And waited…..
(Thank god your waiting, I haven’t even trained these bleedin’ cluster lizards yet!!!)[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]