StanDown summery for Squish, other U.K

Sorry I had to stop, I’m getting to Holland.
Giggerota(now a realtor) is elected pope.
Back in the white house, the first lady is hitting Priest with a broom and insulting him(“I should have married Dr.Shnapps”) and telling him how he failed. “Failed at what?”- Prince walks in and asks. Avoiding the question, Priest whimpers about the calamity. “All those cute little plastic animals, melted and charred beyond recognition” sypathizes Prince. Luckily, Prince has a plan.
Back on the Lexx, Stan and Xev are fighting about whether to leave. Of course, Lexx can’t go anywhere, so Stan wants to enter cryosleep(again!) and drift until Lexx finds another planet(again!). Kai points out that the cryopods might not work for another few millenia, Stan wants to risk it. Stan has another idea, Lexx won’t eat all of earth, but just take a bite (out of Holland) so that Lexx can fly. 790 points out that Holland is densly populated “Good, more protien for Lexx” he says. Of course Xev won’t sacrifice hundreds of thousands of people just so Stan can leave, and asks Kai to kill him if he dosen’t tell Lexx not to. Kai agrees, Stanley flees, Kai catches up to him. Of course Stan orders Lexx to “Not eat Holland”.
Prince(at an private news conferance in the oval office) blames Orlando’s destruction on Cuba, showing the reporters a videotape of ‘Castro’ threatening to blow up Orlando. ‘Castro’ shifts in his chair, revealing the Washington Monument behind him. The reporters lap it up,except for one who asks “Isn’t that the Washington Monument?” Prince says that it’s the Che Guevera monument in Havana, and nukes Cuba off the face of the earth. “I could swear that was the Washington Monument” the reporter repeats. Prince offers to show her the “Butterfly Room” and leads her out. “I’m good with butterflys”
Prince shows up on Lexx’s window/communication thingy, and they have a pleasent chat which ends with Kai promising to kill Prince. Prince signs off to go punish Priest.
Priest has to go to Dallas and reenact the JFK assasination, only with more gunman. The first lady is even wearing the outfit Jackie wore!. The first lady is killed, but Priest survives, which seems to be what Prince planned.
The cat from the beginning is taken to the vet(the guy who played Shlemmi/Fifi), where it turns into some robotic thing(very different from a Mantrid drone).

Priest does whatever you tell him to, and the First Lady and Prince are the people who tell him what to do. So probably the first lady wants Prince dead so that she can have more power.
It’s too early to tell, but I think that this season will be more like season 2. Probly more excitng than 3.