Dead Thing Pie

Well suddenly my school doesn’t seem so bad, don’t get me wrong it wasn’t an easy going place, but there never was a hint of racism or cultural divides.
The picture painted of American schools in this country, is that your a brave person to go there, it’s seems like the academic community is losing control of the situation.
It certainly is an eye-opener for me, because the only reflection on life in America comes from film and T.V, it leaves you with the impression that what happens typifies American life, it would appear that some movies representations aren’t far wrong…it’s no wonder Arabs see the US as the great evil, they are probably assuming that life is the same as they see it on TV in America.
Hypatia, don’t worry about supporting me for Duke (thanx anyway), as Queenie is upping my title and status to knight of the realm for finding her son Charlie a willing bride in America, don’t worry FX, we plan plastic surgery to make him look like Mikey…will that do???
I’m not going to destroy Sci-fi headquarters out right, I’m going to go on a hunt, I will let them run and pick them off one by one with my big long gun, I’ve asked Vinnie Jones if he wants to join me and he said only if he could bring two smoking guns!!!
As for Bushy, well he promised he’d do it, but I bet he breaks promises all the time, my lawn is overgrowing (the everglades) and it was his fault to begin with, so he’d better sort it out, or I’ll send Anthony Hopkins and Vinnie Jones round to sort him out.
Anyway I look forward to being your neighbour and feel free to visit my pad in Florida, I believe you call it Orlando.
Just say you’re a Lexx fan and you will be treated as royalty, and don’t forget to pop in and say hi to FX, who by then would have married Kai lookalike Prince Charles.
‘God save our gracious FX, long live our noble FX, god save FX…dah,dah,dah,..dah’
Florida’s and formerly England’s new national anthem.
Lord Squishy of Orlando.

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Annoyed Squishy