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2nd February 2002 at 8:22 pm #56940
Flamegrape
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Originally posted by FX:
(oh , and at the risk of opening up another can of worms, who wants to guess where the carrot probes are coming from? )

They come from the same planet as those aliens in a particular [i]Kids In The Hall[/i] sketch. Over coffee, the two aliens discuss why their leader has ordered them to abduct Earth people and probe them anally. For you see, all that they have determined is that 1 out of 10 people actually enjoy it. One of the aliens concludes that their leader must be a twisted ass freak.
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The best way for an alien space probe to enter and take control of a human is to enter their bodies through the anus, the orifice closest to the central nervous system. The ear might be better, but you have to have a very small probe. (And it wouldn’t be as funny.)
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The capacity of fart jokes in a television show has broken the glass ceiling and conceivably sky’s the limit. (Barring wind currents…)
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