100 Things I’d Do If I Become An Evil Overlord
Ammendment to rules 18 & 19
if for any reason i do have a child, then i will continue to create as many children as possible. the in fighting should keep them ocupied but if any of them are directing the anger at me too much then this is what to do.
give each of them a tiny peace of land and tell them in 20 years time you will name your successor based on who has made the best use of it.
Tell them that attacking each other would mean the attacker would lose their clame, the most devious would then employ assains and learn how to participate in political socitiy.
tell them that if anyone attacks you (even heros)then everyones clame would be forfit so you will have loads of people killing the hero befor they even get to your land.
if after 10 years they are getting restless give them a ranced list with the most kind and gentle at the top so everyone else will kill them.
keep doing this untill theres only one left standing or you die.