Fluff Daddy spoiler
ATF agents storm Huffertainment (the porn studio) and arrest Mr. Huffer for the “Illegal possesion of Cuban cigars. Strip search him!” says one agent, and has Stan sign a paper giving him (Stan) ownership of Huffertainment. “You don’t know what they’ll do to me in prison!” cries Huffer. Lykkya does, she kisses Stan and gets him to let Huffer go.
We cut back to Xev and the living Kai, who is shooting nails into his feet. “The actor must understand pain”. “I want you to understand pleasure, Xev purrs, and explains that she loves him and has loved him for 4000 years,but he was dead.”But now your alive. I want to love you, right here,right now” “I am not above indulging in the plesures of the flesh, Xev. But I have commited myself to remain celibate for the run of my show. During that time every molecule of my essence must be funneled into the theatrical art. To allow it to be spilled in such a frivolous manner is to allow weakness and failure” Xev wants to know how long his show will run. “2 mounths, unless my grant is extended. Then 6 mounths” “I’ll wait” she says. “Of course. And now I must retire, to sleep, perchance to dream” Xev has nowhere to go, and decides to stay with him. “Are you sure you don’t need comfort?” she asks. “The actor does not need comfort” and he falls asleep. Xev spots his toy poodle, and growls.
We cut to Stan and Lykyya, heading to the Lexx. Lykyya gets him to tell her about the kay, and how it can be passed at the edge of death, or the extreme of ecstasy. “I want to fly away with you Stanley, but first I want to make one last movie with you, a never before seen mix of hardcore sex and hardcore politics. ‘The oval oriface’. And I want to film it in the White House, with you in it”. So Stan arranges things with Prince, and they fly to the White House.
Back with the living Kai, who is ‘acting’. “I tell you that is good mifflen, my English lords” He stands up and yells “I was not angry, till I came to France!”. “Go onto the horseman on the hill, if they will fight, for they offend our sight! Le juere du fairdue!” while throwing tomatoes into a fan (the kind that spins)Xev’s eyes roll up into her head, and we go to a commercial.
In the White house (the Clinton bedroom [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]) the show is getting started, with Lykyya’s producer there. The President offers his services, but Stan says “No, I’m the Commander in Chief in this scene” “Thats not fair” the president whines. Lykyya wants to give Stan somthing special, “I want to make love in your super, special, space moth. Now get out of the way, you’re in my light”. Filming continues without Stan.
They shoot the final scene in the moth. Lykyya’s producer is teling them “Now at this point, you and Lulu have been chased out of the White House by transexxual terrorists, and are about to die. Action!” Lykyya tells Stan that she remembers her previous life from before, and that she and Stan could never fulfill their passion because she was smooth rond the bend. She kisses him, which transferes the key. In a sudden (well, anticipated by everyone but Stan) change of heart she pushes him out of the moth and flys away.
[ 15-09-2001: Message edited by: Hypatia ]
[ 15-09-2001: Message edited by: Hypatia ]