Kai and Company?
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Originally posted by Catalina:
[b]This has nothing to do with Kai……but I haven’t gotten enough sleep this week and I’m feeling downright giddy so here goes…
my theory is that brittney spears, christina aguilera and all the other blonde pop star type peoples are atually prototypes for a secret army of clones…it’s ingenious…the armies of the world gear themselves up to face a hoard of cold blooded killers…and instead find themselves facing voloptuaous blonde teenagers…the men will succumb to their wiles and only the women will be left to defend humanity.[/b]
A bunch of little “Black Scorpions” running around? “Kai, please kill them!”
I’m in complete agreement with BlackCloud and Lexxfan:
Not only would they become hood ornaments, but I don’t think that they would be able to accomplish much. First, they would agrue over who is smart enough to be in command. That discussion could go on FOREVER. They would all have to stop to color their hair every 3 weeks, let alone get their nails done. Being “Air Heads”, and usually very low on air, they would also have to stop at every corner gas station to get more air and ask for directions. Singing, or trying to sing, would only make things worse. Nosie abatement would take them out before the assassins or anyone else could. Since they would be constanly checking their make-up and not paying attention to what they were supposed to be doing, let alone remember what their assignment was or how to use their weapons, the killer assassins would shear off their pretty, little heads so fast that they wouldn’t even realize what hit them. And, lastly, they would be WHINING AND COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, much like Jool on Farscape and if I were anywhere in the vicinity, I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM TAKING THEM OUT ALL BY MYSELF!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
[This message has been edited by Reveal7 (edited April 22, 2001).]